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He might have to yank on your penis so the defibrillator has a ground.

Finally, a good use for that.

Shit

Uh oh. That can't be good.

That's never been proven. Could be one fiendish serial killer, or two working in tandem. All we know is they prey on the shimmering elite of the ASMB and the UEMB, and that Westie's skin suit needs like its own trunk.

Laugh it up Benji.... the dude that killed Westpark is coming for you too.

Mother fuckers.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Was it the T-Hawk?

And a year and a quarter younger than me. Plus he apparently wasn't a smoker.

The Rams are all in on Free Agents at this point, anyway. They're attractive enough as a destination that they can leverage their draft futures and still draw in top talent for the price.

Well, this is a game changer.

That was crazy fast.

I was looking at the weather in PA and thinking "Man, Sawdy's Trailhawk is ready for action."

I don't think my grad program even cared about my GRE.

Bro, mthor is right. If you want to be put on a list for a liver, you have to demonstrate you're minimizing your risk of not just needing another liver (which you aren't going to get anyway) but also that your years of survival after the transplant are likely to justify the next person up or down the transplant list. Rather than acknowledging you're an alcoholic, going to AA is more about acknowledging that you're making a lifestyle change and addressing any kind of potentially damaging coping behavior (like over eating, medication abuse, or even something tangential like gambling or shopping). Just being scared isn't going to cut it.

Nice finishing move. Ghost cat be all "Ima get me some company."

No one told you to go to hell and stay there, dude.

Dude, no. Stop, man.

Meanwhile:

You all are terrible at fake email addresses.

And Nunes and McCarthy.

I'm proud to say I not only did not, I forgot as soon as I was reminded.

I got an email about your calendar event today. Thanks for that.

Well, he gets bullied by his coworkers at the truck stop, so I don't think it really matters: anyone would intimidate him.

Dude is hella smug about the shitty parts of his state.