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You two are probably still picking corn silk out of your teeth.

So... both you and Buddy ate a tamale with the corn husk still on. I'm more fascinated by this than I should be.

I mean, soft shelled crabs are a thing, so I can’t really say much, but you got sone kind of energy if you enjoy eating things with armor.

Well, proper tamales are wrapped in corn husks. It’s easier to tell what you’re not supposed to eat.

Fields is good tho….

Eh... sure.

They’re not supposed to be in paper, which is probably why the sucked.

I call my Valentine - "Dollface Supreme"

That's like the only Oscar winner I actually watched, ever. It had sex in it. THat's all I remember.

Why wait?

Bro.... three words for you: Mahogany Smoked Meats. They're based in Bishop, but they ship throughout California. This deserves its own thread. Get to it Doomy.

It looks like he already has an asshole on his plate...

I can't remember the last time I heard Thundarr the Barbarian...

I don't think any electric will do as well as a safety razor with lather soap after a shower. However, this 9000 series Norelco has shaved a lot closer than I expected and well better than the one I had when I was first shaving. The thing is, I can shave dry with the electric while with the safety I couldn't shave even with foam unless I first softened the stubble in the shower. I also needed to a balm afterward to stave off the rash that I don't need now. I'm only two months in, so time will tell what the electric blades are like when they're dull. At least for the time being I don't look like I'm homeless four days out of the week.

I used to get really lazy about shaving too, but I got an electric shaver for Christmas so now I shave more than once a week.

It's not just you.

I pissed him off that way, once.

You could just sous vide your balls. Might involve waterproof tape and some severe rashes around crotch, but that’s a small price for exquisite flavor.

You would think someone would have come up with a vessel specifically designed to allow men to dip their ball sacs into an icy cool bath comfortably and with dignity….

I don’t know what drama you got working @Insipid, so I’ll leave you to it.

You aren’t a f****** a******. This isn’t really analogous to those two either, but it is analogous to the studio system of the ‘30s through the early ‘60s, the Golden Age of Hollywood. A great deal of the movies that we consider iconic now were the product of a one sided system where studio bosses held absolute power.

Happy Valentine’s Day to u2

You remember that place you guys had dinner at in Long Beach? Well, there’s a concreted in river on the perimeter of the property behind a WalMart. About a 3/4 mile south, that river meets with another one. All of it is more than big enough for a 100 year flood, but the area is still low lying so we technically are in a flood zone.

A blowjob.

Is the real Mr Carswell.