scoobdog

When you’re a stupid, you need to repeat the assignment so you don’t get it wrong.

Well, you should go for it. The health benefits alone will improve your life.

At least Kenny read the fucking assignment for once.

Every now and then, I think about my legacy in the English language, and it fills me with pride. But seriously @nameraka, that sounds frightening.

You didn’t actually have a mortgage, you don’t own the property and you didn’t actually make any payments, and banks know that. Experian doesn’t give a shit - they’re selling a service to slumlords and used car lots. On the other hand, your brother could sell your name to the mafia and you can become the titular head of a money laundering operation. That would also look great credit report.

That’s the plan, bitch.

Happy Birthday, Jeep Cherokee aficionado.

Your name was on a mortgage document, you didn’t actually take out a mortgage. No bank will fall for that bullishit if they’re giving you money. Now if your brother wants to use your name again and then murder you this time, your credit score is absolutely perfect.

Sucks when other people are better at AI than you are, huh?

"Sir, why are you stealing some child's luggage?"

Maybe that's why your forecast wasn't so accurate.

Cancer is just bonus meat when the cow is dead.

Not as cruel as his tailors, apparently.

Always a worthwhile goal. What's the occasion, Ghosty?

The anticipation is killing me.... Or maybe it's just dread.

You get NYC media all the way down in your cesspit?

Not with a 640. Your 800+ scores only indicate you don’t own anything of value, like property. Good luck trying to use your scores for what they’re good for, namely getting a loan.

You don’t understand the life of an angry midget.

I don’t see a lot of rain.

You can’t do much, can you?

I have one, thanks.

You don’t need a tailor to sew on patches.

Is this the coda to the tailor thread? Are you suggesting a good tailor could have solved this problem for a reasonable flat fee?