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scoobdog

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  1. Can one shit one's own pants without making a sound? I think we just witnessed it.
  2. He probably should have lifted with his legs a little more often. Then he could swing like monkey and not need a structured settlement to augment his shitty pension.
  3. Completely ignored the rest of the post because… ”It’s not worth answering.” Meanwhile shit for brains has no idea how insurance works.
  4. You eat ass with a mouth like that? Disgusting. Also, aren’t you missing something? So, you’re saying the insurance company just takes your $48,000 and stuffs it in a mattress? Nevermind, of course you do. Now I want to see you climb a rope.
  5. He’s pointing out you would gleefully take Elon Musk’s pasty white penis into your jerky dried rectum not because you’re “actually gay” but because you proudly bouncing on Elon Musk marshmallow gut proves the folly of the liberal scum.
  6. Dazzle me with your “look up” skills. I’ll wait.
  7. Those are actual saints, though whether they’re real is debatable.
  8. How do you know what their income is?
  9. Because that's its job.
  10. You might need to pray to Saint Luigi....
  11. No doctor in your price range can fix your delusions.
  12. He... liked your post. If he's not delusional, he's about to have catastrophic emotional breakdown. Edit: Nope, he's just delusional. That was close.
  13. It's a common thing near universities to this day. I probably wouldn't be renting rooms in Mays Landing because that place is sketchy as hell, but it's not the home owners that should be worried in that situation.
  14. "Kiseki no Umi" from Record of Lodoss War: Chronicles of the Heroic Knight.
  15. So, now you suddenly know what a home owner would do?
  16. The greatest opening theme I’ve ever heard was from an anime.
  17. Well, that’s the end of the 2024 UEMB Fantastic Football fantasy season. It was an unusual, confounding, frustrating and exciting season. We saw the return of some fantasy legends to prominence. There were a few epic disappointments, and there were a few old reliables. Then, there was Aaron Rogers. I love running the league and I hope all of you enjoy it as much as I do. There are a few things I can tweak to improve the experience, so let me know what works and what doesn’t. Without further ado: Congratulations to @sahockeygrl15, our 2024 Fantasy Football Champion! 2nd place: @CountFrylock 3rd place: @1pooh4u Winner of the Toilet Bowl Championship is @VicodinEs.
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