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His head isn’t that far from the ball. Motherfucker must have nasty tunnel vision.

I guess AI can’t make you funnier either.

He’s on fucking Adderall.

It’ll show up on ESPN if it happens. The ref had to explain why he didn’t make the call and he said he couldn’t see.

A lot of unhappy single dudes, you mean. I think it's safe to say single women are more likely to happily choose being single over having a partner that's trash. And, yes, all people who vote for Trump are trash, regardless of the stupid excuse they come up with.

Yes, technically they are, but refs have been known to add penalties on automatic review because you're actually "supposed" to be looking for a spot and the penalty definitely impacts the spot. Like you, I have no fucking clue what the rules actually are. In all likelihood, this crew is going to get demoted for it because it's so egregious and the referee was standing not more than 5' from the penalty.

It was technically a scoring play. Why wasn't it reviewed?

Cioppino at a pretentious restaurant.

Lakers home opener on Tuesday…. (It was Jerry Buss’ favorite post game song)

Holy shit. He pulled Darnold’s helmet so far he was looking at his own ass.

Either her game is epic or she just stuck the landing on an epic flop.

You'se a Coastal Elite.

Works for me. Get in there Ghosty - I'll split the pay.

Now I;m wondering if they can be, in fact, the same.

You can do jury duty for me, Ghosty. We look alike, right?

The "anyone" you're referring to are all low intelligence Republicans.

"Mom's out of cigarettes so I'll be going to the 7-11 later if I'm not dead."

I mean Milton literally pissed on Bucket, and we didn't get a hurricane video.

I’m not sure I want to know what Fred Roger’s penis looks like either, but I’m sure he was hung like a beast.

No, sweetie, that’s called farming for stand up material.

That doubles as a piddle pad? Brilliant.

Yes, it’s amazing work that a bunch of trainees killed the monster after a year and 40,000 innocent Palestinian civilians as collateral damage. Netanyahu better enjoy the moment as much as you do, because his career is about to come to a dramatic end.

I get it, and I’m not asking you to stay positive. It’s counterproductive to be pessimistic, though. You’re fulfilling your worst fears.

Bonus points if it’s from David Duke stumping for Mz Stein.