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Lol

More purple.

Wut?

I found it on the internet…. But it’s more stupid than random. So, let’s compromise… you should just not have posted it instead of putting it any thread.

That…. really sucks. Now I feel terrible because no one remembered your birthday.

Maybe he’s just warming up to us.

You stole it from me, Disco!

The chiropractor was going to make a house call to stuff Kenny’s giblets, and Kenny’s worried his kiddie porn is going to kill the mood. He’s a real party slut.

Yes you are.

Well, you need the premium service.

Whatever you say, stupid.

No thanks.

Did you deep check that?

Yes. Yes it is.

Context doesn’t fix bad grammar, and bad grammar is a sign of profound stupidity.

That doesn’t clarify anything.

Which is it? Never or a very long time?

Dude, you’re on muscle relaxers? You did something wrong at work.

By the way, Chiropractors aren’t really doctors. You’re wasting your money on that shit unless you get the happy ending.

No i did.

Dude, he’s not fucking you on the portable chiropractic table.

Now I want to know what’s on Kenny’s bed. Is he worried the chiropractor is going to adjust his face into a bloody cum stain?

I like the idea of him hanging out at the Bally’s trying to get hurt, specifically in that bullshit makeshift holding cell he took pictures of.

Lol. Yeah, I know. Football really takes me to a dark place.

No, I get why he's mad. But that fact remains Favre probably wasn't avoiding a tackle even if he avoided the initial run. Favre was never as nimble as the latest generation of quarterbacks (like Mahomes), so the best he could hope for his throwing the ball aways and taking the hit. The way I see it. Gastineau is angry because Brett Favre, a man with a history of concussions and the erratic behavior to show for it, didn't take a punishing tackle so that Strahan could "earn" the accolades he feels were being taken from him. Bad as that sounds, I get it: a lot of money is out there for former players who punish their bodies to the extreme and there is no question that Strahan has used his record to get into the Hall of Fame while Gastineau isn't. Worse, he's suffering from Parkinson's and Alzheimers apparently. The game encouraged him to destroy himself so that the could get fame and accolades, and another player chose to avoid the physical punishment and award with an asterisk the record to another less deserving player. When he says "you hurt me," to Favre, that is what he means. It's still misdirected. Favre didn't conspire to have his friend win a record. He gave himself too easily so that he didn't shorten his life another 10 years. Gastineau should maybe be angry at the Jets for not taking better care of him. He should be angry at the NFL for allowing the sport to be violent. Maybe he should be angry at Strahan for not acknowledging him more. But it doesn't help getting angry at an aging quarterback who chose to take care of himself rather than give value to a useless record.