scoobdog

LOL

I guess we're at that stage of the Packard sound machine, now. At any rate there's nothing special about your shitty woofer.

At least they won't need cold storage.

The fuck they did. As long as the trash can was empty, there wasn't any shit smeared on the walls, and your disgusting self was invisible, they didn't think about you. Dude hanging out in the Home Depot parking lot got paid more per hour than you did.

They didn't pay you enough to keep tabs on you.

I agree, Ghosty. That shitlord is barely worthy of a thought,

I mean... you're like deaf from all those years of hiding in the mechanical room to smoke and avoid cleaning the shitter. You probably can't hear anything that doesn't vibrate.

Oh... it's not going to be a mere renovation at his price point. He's going to be out there with his trusty hammer and his Harbor Freight nail bags putting up king studs on his "distressed" property. The good news is he's going to be close to Bucket, who I;m sure has plenty of free time.

So the beautiful Sonoran Desert it is. You'll love it in Phoenix. Plenty of disgruntled trash goblins there to commiserate with.

Do trailers float? If so, there may yet be a way...

About the only thing it proves is that someone somewhere has a GeoCities port that works.

Well doesn't that just grind your gears? But I'm sure you can find a "manufactured home" in Phoenix or Texas for pocket change. I hear both places are absolutely lovely in the summer, and you can go tooling about on your scooter amongst all the other retirees, rat tail flowing in the breeze behind you....

I took out this really long typo from the post in question, so you're good.

Still planning on moving to Montana after ten years?

So you’re telling me you can’t afford a mortgage on an actual home in your shithole city? What about a fucking trailer? Can you afford that?

Right now. What can your poor ass buy for $100k in your slum?

Show me the Zillow.

What could you get for $100k?

Just the ones that are actually liveable.

What’s louder? Your shitty speaker or the chick getting plowed two doors down?

Maybe your brother can take out a mortgage for you and you can pay him back with odd jobs.

lol

Lol. I totally forgot you live on a post tension slab. That’s why your floor vibrates when you fart on it.

Drill a hole in your floor and let’s see, Mr King Stud.

Paid for by your brother.