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His versatility is always lurking just beneath the surface. He plays the power chords just enough to get an emotional release, than two bars later he’s putting Walter Becker to shame with intricate and sublime licks behind Ronald’s vocals. And he gets even less appreciation for his songwriting.

Btw, since you’re bored, this is now an Isley Brothers shrine. Most underrated act of all times, IMHO.

You’re not getting what you need….

Dats hot.

Dude….

That was close.

“Domo arigato, Mr Roboto,” she says as she’s shifting his thick knob to grind her gears.

Does it matter when she’s doing a reverse cowgirl on your little Slimer?

Uh oh......

I believe that's a Russian military uniform and you most definitely need to have a hot blonde Russian chick whipping you into shape... then riding you shirtless like Putin on a Siberian vacation.

So sorry for your loss.

Who speaks Freach? is it.... ?

Is also Carrot Top's assistant prop master. Once stole a toilet seat from the bathroom of The Mad Greek in Baker and didn't tell Carrot Top he forgot to clean it before it ended up on stage. No one was the wiser until now.

Is Carrot Top's plastic surgeon, and he hasn't been paid in years.

You weren't keeping up with it?

Has a longstanding under-the-table deal with Harvey Levin that may or may not involve Ivanka Trump, a sex toy camera, and a Joe Exotic fan fiction. Harvey mostly keeps it going as a show of respect for TAO’s legendary smut journalism.

Thinks it’s macaroni….

Has lice.

You gotta make it up to her, man.

You know… she has pretty good teeth now that I think about it.

I think you just gave Jack Handey another year of material.

Tried to have phone sex over a can phone, ended up with an injury usually seen only in the NFL.

Choreographed a stage play version Big is Beautiful, got his work stolen by a Jaurdience commercial.

You obviously have never experienced the joy of a salt water enema.

So is that it, or is there more to the prompt?