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I know it says "sex scandal" but I was really hoping for a "home invasion while stalking my ex" option.

You mean like march the Rose Parade? I probably could if I really had to. What you're talking about is just normal conditioning. I think where I'm losing you here is that you're elevating that to a catastrophic level when it's different from age 20 to age 40. Rivers isn't going to be an option quarterback - he never was and he came from a time when quarterbacks that were were oddities. He's not going to be blocking anyone. He's going to stay in the pocket and unload that ball as fast as humanly possible. And that would be true even if he had played every snap the past 4+ years because it reflects his basic motor degradation for a man his age. But, the next day, he's going to be just as sore as a quarterback half his age would be.

I’m trying to say that’s bunk. It’s a myth that stopping a particular physical activity for an extended period of time causes your body to degrade faster than those who don’t stop. It’s the old “use it or lose it” mentality.

Isn’t that like Luna’s dude? I don’t know much about IBers.

I know, but that’s the ridiculous part. He’s not much more likely to get injured than a 44 year old who’s an active player, so long as he trains like any other 44 year old. LeBron is still dunking on people at 41 (well, as of 12/30). That’s not to say that either Rivers or Bron aren’t extremely old for any professional sport, or that he’s going to be only a fraction of the quarterback he was when retired. But, no one talks about Bron as an old man. The difference is that we are watching LeBron evolve with age in real time, and there’s a four (?) year gap between Rivers then and now.

Happy Birthday, Cat Mom!

Every sports outlet is leading like he’s 80 and hobbling out to the huddle on a cane whittled by his great great grandpappy at Elmira in ‘64.

Bro, I’m here for that. I hate people who don’t know how to use horns. Meanwhile, my brother gets upset when I honk at fuckers who don’t use turn signal because he thinks we’re going to get shot.

How is that dude a grandfather at 44?

That too, although that has as much to do with insufficient support from core muscles as it does with the sheer size of the boobs. The reasoning is kind of circular - if you building muscle mass to support an additional 20+ pounds of fat, you're going to lose a lot of the fat anyway.

That game was just a trip to watch. Didn't help that the game was just a defensive slugfest.

Yeah, yeah. Butt seriously, it’s not that a big titty lady can’t be a great athlete. You can wrap those lovely sweater puppies up real tight so they don’t slap the shit out of you when you’re running. There just isn’t much of a chance a natural F cup surviving the rigors of elite training.

Mostly at night, unless I’m too apathetic. Then in the morning.

I mean, it's not likely any female athlete is going to have excessively large boobs. There's not much room for non-muscle weight when you're competing at the highest levels.

I'm stealing this.