molarbear

It's not ageing You just overworked your body more than it's use to being worked, give it a week and you'll be fine

It predates even that rumor has it that one cave drawing illustrates this same technique being pulled off

She must have thought you were the pizza guy

The playground, before Lunch. Ya Jabronie!

I do this daily because I got an Innie

Heathcliff was cooler His intro song was better too

mac n cheese pizza

Luckily the person I take advice from isn't random They're a fucking Prince Mmkay, and they chose me out of the billions of people on this Earth to share their wealth with

I mean, I don't think it's creepy. Next time take mix's advice though, follow her on IG and buy at least $1000 worth of her shower water I've had a couple drinks ^ that is 100% a joke I think a better/modern approach would be "Hey! I think you're cute, can I give you my number?"

You can throw Kris Bryant losing his grievance hearing with the MLB in this bag too Boras has to wait two more years before he can cash in on him as a Free Agent and you know he's going to throw a fit

I don't think this ever goes away Congratulations though!

Flex Tape!

I noticed that too! I think it was the failed exit attempts, my head hit in the perfect spots

I don't do that right now I worked as a machinist for an oil company when oil was hot, 4 years of hitting overtime pay midway through the week gave me the financial freedom to say "fuck it" and take a few years off

I've been out of practice for awhile due to lack of snow

That's usually how to goes here too

That would be awesome! This was the most snow accumulation we've got in the last 5 years, I think it's suppose to be back in the 60's on Friday

I want all the snow!

IT SNOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell her you were horribly disfigured in a freak accident When she see's that you were lying she'll probably be so relieved she won't notice