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I thought Bowie had adorable little blue eyes until I realized it was the reflection of the blanket on the cold, void shadows
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LMAO. Not going to lie, I almost went with Butte (for obvious reasons) it was the rumors of the bob dole cartoon that swung me.
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Don't lie You got cocky, squatted down at the start line thinking "I'm going to school this little shits and show them their uncle mix can run fast still" and then everything in your body popped at once
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I'm not sure about Queens, but I frequently find myself venturing to Bismark ND to visit their library Their magazine section still has nudie cave drawings, hands down the best amateur porn you'll see
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I think you were overseas when I was Kindergarten
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sports NFL Smack-Talking Thread 2024/25: America’s Last Freedom Ball!
molarbear replied to 1pooh4u's topic in General Discussion
I really felt for LaFleur It was like watching someone win a chess match while all their pieces suicide'd Shutdown Barkley and Hurts for the entire game almost, offense just keeps making mistakes and penalties I feel like this really the last year they can use the excuse that the Packers are a "young team" Young or not, eventually you learn from your dumbass mistakes, or you don't. -
Loquacious Still one of my favorite words, and it was part of a vocabulary assignment from this book
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sports NFL Smack-Talking Thread 2024/25: America’s Last Freedom Ball!
molarbear replied to 1pooh4u's topic in General Discussion
That last run by Jakobs probably won't stay a TD, but damn was that a run -
Easy, have you been Canada? -They've had free healthcare for their citizens for decades, and their government isn't broke (crazy, right?) -Weed has been legal there for quite some time, and to my knowledge, China isn't grabbing up large amounts of their land in attempts to "illegally move marijuana" -They have yet to elect a convicted felon as their leader -You yourself posted a youtube video about how badass canadians are - Their geese are the greatest defensive weapon ever
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If there are zombie orcas, that would imply they'd be able to enter fresh water, and possibly waddle across land due to being undead. I don't think any bunker or Diety could protect you from zombie Orcas
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^^^^ I felt the same way when I got it on sale. It grew on me eventually. I don't think I ever really got into the whole "body mod" stuff too much and just played the game. IRRC, there was something weird about the gun system, I either rarely upgraded them, or constantly had to pick up new weapons for ammo? I dunno, I did end up having a lot of fun with it though. I have the DLC marked, so I can pick it up next time it goes on sale.
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I'm all for being more compassionate towards one another, but uh, if you're suggesting.... wearing each other upon passing, I think there's certain laws against that.
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There is the world's tiniest cut on the top of my foot, and it hurts like eight bitches in a bitch boat
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Le Kitteh upon returning home today cat 14.mp4
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Anywhoo Here's the pups from my trip Oakley in the sweater looking dapper as hell Betty's ears started standing since we last saw her. They don't permastand though, she's keeps them up while playing to be more aerodynamic so she can directly fly into your face/nuts Greyson with three tennis balls in his mouth. He would drop two while taunting his sister... and then she would grab them and return the favor It was funny, he had about 5 balls in the kitchen with him still, and one directly behind him; but his sister having those two in particular was just a war crime Which brings us to the next topic. the unexpected passing of my Aunt after Christmas We had to venture up north to clean out her place. She was the "cool" aunt. I'm not saying this so everyone is like " sorry for your loss" It was kind of expected. She wasn't in the best of shape, and was definitely on borrowed time. Still, very loved. Avid Elvis fan, and huge Cubs and Bears fan Grandpa went to Korea right after the war, that's where the flag came from greyson ball.mp4
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...... This thread has been heavily edited, huh? Either way Now that I have a platform to bitch about this, I really felt like AS was on the right track and going back to their old ways. They've had been airing the old cartoon cartoon stuff earlier and earlier, old school toonami was making a run mid day again... It was really enjoyable Then they acquired Family Guy again, and, while I do enjoy the show and find it funny. There is a beating a dead horse, and then there's "the horse corpse is gone, now you've just been hitting the ground so long you've made a hole where it used to be." and that is what AS does with their fox block thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
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Can confirm, I binged it
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That's weak sauce, sir. I can see krabs being a huge undersea kelp dealer. One day while on a three day bender that made charlie sheen's little outburst look like a child's tantrum, he catches a glimpse a badonkadonk so big; it literally casts a shadow over his villa. While all his hench crabs run for shelter thinking the sharks are onto them, mr krabs is far too fucked up to care and menacingly stares, slowly he raises his eyes. Krabs has seen many an ass in his lifetime, but never one so profound as "The Mother of Pearl". Scientists and witnesses to this day are still skeptical as to what actually caused the event. Some say it was a combination of the perfect drug cocktail mixed with horny, others say it was more like he was drawn to it like a metal object to a magnet. Whatever you want to believe, Krabs rocketed upward pelvis first at a speed that has never been understood by any physics expert or mathematician. Later, recollections of this could be traced to this moment
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Did anyone ever get an official reason for why AS pulled the plug on the boards? I've heard a thing or two from a former helper, but I dunno if that's the real reason or not. Also.....Has anyone ever wondered how Mr Krabs fucked a whale? He's a crab..... that means he either went on some skilled stealth mission inot a whale's hoohah, or he has an astronomically large penis
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I never received the hat you were supposed to knit me last year....
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