Back in 2016 (Think it was August) Dude was 4 outs away from a No No against the Cards and gave up a homerun
Same. Damn. Face
If you ever see him smile it's freaky, not because he looks weird or anything... you just don't expect it
I move a lot in my sleep now that I don't have the Dog as a buffer
1 is where I start and 2 is where I wake up usually, sometimes 3 is the floor but I found making sure my sheets were tucked in usually keeps me from rolling out of bed
I have a theory about this, David The Gnome's Wife left him and he now goes around stealing things
This is the excuse I use when I can't find a matching sock after doing laundry