molarbear

That's easy, just get a pet Roadrunner..... Duh

Cool, Goats have figured out how to use Steroids This is clearly a sign that we need to work on a floating/under water civilization because once Bears figure this shit out we're all fucked

Happy Birthday!

If there was ever a war over this debate I don't know if I would be able to pick a side

If you have a Carl's Jr/Hardee's around you they have some pretty damn good biscuits and gravy

Ghosts are a natural Popper for Pat

I feel ya I've been saying for years that I want to move somewhere where Nature isn't trying to kill me 3 out of the 4 seasons That and I want to get the fuck away from ignorant Peeps... Announcement to everyone on the Boards, you may start your bids to keep me from moving to your State. 10 grand is the starting bid I say this but there are super cool people here, my best friend just moved back last year and I love hanging out with his Family and kids

My hair has reached lengths that until now, I didn't know it got wavy. Also I have to clean the bathroom floor almost daily because it looks like Bigfoot shaved in there I seriously don't get it, if that much hair is on the floor daily how is there still so much on my head?

my body recycles the unused matter into words for when I have to deal with people

I got to watch the last 2 Innings of it! ESPN has a way of denying me Cubs Games unless something like this happens, but I seen't it!

I always liked Maddux, I was a little too young to realize how good he was when he was on the Cubs though Ryne Sandberg was my favorite, then the Cubs picked up Andre Dawson and he became my new favorite player Jason Heyward reminds me a lot of him