molarbear

I think what scarred me was my Senior year in HS I was helping a buddy work on his Truck in Collision Repair Class He had Gauged Ears with like half loops through the holes, he had his head under the hood and I was under the Truck and I heard him yell "FUCK!" and then I looked over and was like "Yo, your earring is on the floor" and then blood started falling around it I had to walk him to the Resource Officer/EMT Lady at the school and she gave him one of those clear plastic cups to hold under his ear until she could figure out what to do. I've seen some pretty fucked up shit, but for some reason seeing a weird diagonal ear lobe flap thing has stuck with me the most

Not studs, but the loop de loop kind.... How do you not live in constant fear of getting those things snagged on something and tearing them out?

Happy Birthday!

salad dressing that expired 2 years ago ...I hope

For a meager $4000 a month, I will give you the "Friend" discount on my Agent price and hit up Netflix on Instagram like twice a month pitching them your ideas If that fails, you're always gonna be more funny than Tim and Eric so we can hit up AS. Fair warning! I don't have an Instagram, but I have drive Sir Me to AS when they attempt to turn your show down. Just replace Church kid with "AS" and Adderall with "Seasons"

I would totally watch this on Netflix at 3 am

80's

https://imgur.com/t/dogsarethebestpeople/0ACmd95

Hendricks threw a 3 hit CG shutout on opening day At least Opening Day was promising!

My Soul is listening to Billy Joel sing "Piano Man" while watching WWII documentaries on Youtube You married into this bruh

Did you know, Poison Ivy and Oak, are part of the Cashew Family?

leaving your job.mp4

@Raptorpat You have to admire this man's honesty

7/10, maybe? I've only done it 2 times, both times I went to bed and woke up on the couch

I can't find any better ones today

Back in 2016 (Think it was August) Dude was 4 outs away from a No No against the Cards and gave up a homerun Same. Damn. Face If you ever see him smile it's freaky, not because he looks weird or anything... you just don't expect it