molarbear

This is me, in any social situation ever

Yes! They're just like Dogs.... except you're more likely to be mauled if you pet one

My Dad was born in Chicago and then moved to Wisconsin When Sports roll around things get a little hairy

I'm 6 feet tall, so according to Reddit, I'm a Prime Piece of Meat. If a Girl ever judged me off my Height, Weight, or Body, I'd Intermediately quit talking to them I just want someone that makes me laugh and has a good time hanging out with me, I don't care how short/tall they are.... Unless they're a Bears Fan, then they can go fuck off into Loserville where the Bears exist as a NFL team

Happy Birthday! I was going to shave today but in honor of your majestic Viking Beard I decided to just rock the scraggly, patchy stuff

Missing my Nana's fried okra

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May you live a long Life!

If anyone see's a good deal on a good Multiplayer game that isn't Jackbox, let me know!

I usually enjoy it, but that's when I can go see people anytime I want The last few months I've watch a shit ton of animal rescue videos, played way too many video games, and drank what is probably an unhealthy amount of alcohol

This happened to me with the Baconator I hadn't seen any ads for it, I just pulled up to Wendy's after a long day at work and this person asked me if I wanted try their new "Baconator" I mean, who says no to that?

I already made plans with my buddy, first place we're going when this shit blows over is Disney World to build us some light sabers

The cool thing about Quarantine is the longer my hair gets the harder it is to notice them