molarbear

A human being can only break 70 hours a week so many times before you get mentally exhausted and start contemplating what speed you need to hit the tree in front of work to not hurt yourself too bad but be able to collect the free short term disability pay for 3 months

Due to a botched circumcision my is curly like a pig's dick Think of that little spring on a clothes clip

14 year old me

Only one way to find out

I think these are rabbit tracks, which gives me hope that blood fart is still alive and well

I'm snowed in so I can't really complain I get to play in the snow, and my brain can't guilt trip me for not doing things because I'm snowed in

JNCO sponsorship?

......Yes

I've gotten to make 3 this year Tried making one in the actual deep snow but it didn't make as much of an imprint

I would but there are so many fire hydrants I gotta take care of first

Borketh Borkedy

Strictly 80's bork cover band

Bork proove

Can confirm, at 34 you still are not mailed those weird, hard Blue Candies Grandparents always had in the bowl I'm still wondering what age that happens at

I would like to scratch your ears in a very non sexual way

Rumor is Jake Arrieta is signing with the Cubs on a one year deal

I made a snagel

I've never been on a train

I joined to save Hockey Chicken.... also to talk about ATHF because none of my friends at the time watched AS

I don't know if I post this one yet, the last two weeks have been frantic and my Meme Folder is looking incredibly sloppy