molarbear

Grandy's

I'm not trying to be mean when I say this, but I feel like you're kind of bragging

Well my Picks were complete shit this week. I completely forgot to check my Fantasy lineup until my buddy in a different league mentioned it to me today and had two players that had a bye week Derrick Henry

that misses the cup and yells "FOR MOTHER H2O!" and then lands directly on your toe?

I may start trying this I usually just word Diarrhea

Sometimes when I walk by sewer grates I pause and kind of secretly hope some Mutated Turtles ask me for some Pizza

I loved the part in last night's game where Tom Brady thought he was so Grandfathered into the League that he could get a 5th down

This question amuses me while also leaving me oddly terrified I laughed pretty hard but then I was like "What if this is the person you read about on the internet at 2 am that supposedly got arrested for fucking a watermelon in a field with shit just dripping down their leg" The latter part made me laugh harder, like the kind of laugh where you laugh then 5 mins later when you're checking the mail you laugh even harder I think 2020 may have cracked me......

I'd see the mushroom cloud Only way you're taking that thing down is with a nuke

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Vampire 100% I'd only drink the blood of bears, then I'd have an army of blood thirsty bears at my disposal

I can't hate on it because Fans put me to sleep like the weird humming knocks me out at times

21, Jackpot! I have no intentions of self harming myself though, and I blame 2020 I just drink a metric shit ton more now, and sleep like 10-12 hours a days Animals Bruh. Animals they keep me going This brings up Time Travel. People always say they want a Time Machine, but, Imagine going back to where you live like Pre KT wipeout, you gonna get eaten by a Dinosaur, or spawn in some weird Ocean not yet named and get eaten by those weird Shark-Whale things

They got knocked out by the Marlins again though PTSD flashbacks of Alex Gonzalez not fielding the ball right, and Mark Prior giving up 6 runs in an Inning