molarbear

I only said that because you got 3rd I wasn't aware the other teams had their own little playoffs going on

We used ESPN that year and it was setup a little differently

^ I think it's Panic's title

Yeah, today isn't my day @Raptorpat can you fix the title when you get a chance?

I hope you get some kind of fancy food today @schmahxgn

If you can make through tomorrow without smoking, you can dodge anything

You too! I assure you this was way more funny last night

Did the weird egg give it away?

I always just envisioned Jalapenos as spicy dill pickles They taste like Pickles to me except they destroy my stomach

Taking bites of fried chicken inbetween gaming rounds I can only imagine what that controller would look like in a related note here's an article about someone that covered their SNES controller in Vaseline and completed a speedrun of Super Metroid https://kotaku.com/speedrunner-beats-super-metroid-with-horrifying-vaselin-1825654326/amp

I'm going to hangout with my Brother, his GF, their Dog, and my Mom and Dad If it unfolds like any other Christmas my Brother and I will drink, hide in strategic ambush points around his house, and wait to smack the shit out of each other with pillows/cushions until it's time to eat........ or we get yelled at We get yelled at a lot

Is it chunky or creamy mayo tho?

Notre Dame's coach Brian said they may not play in the playoffs if chosen if the Families of the Players aren't allowed in the stands I feel like this is a very empty threat seeing as any other team not nominated would gladly take their spot

If we weren't in the middle of Rona I'd invite you to come eat Christmas.. 2 pm meal No homo bruh

That sucks. I hope she gets to feeling better/has a speedy recovery

To my knowledge I have not had it That being said I quit pretty much all Human Contact around March. When I do go in Public I wear a mask and have a metric shit ton of hand sanitizer on me and use it after every interaction with peeps When I get home I use Lysol wipes on all the shit I just bought, then wipe down anything I touched, then I wash my hands

Fool me 8 times ho, I dare you I'll probably say that the 10th time too

I'm not falling for this one again

All the animals I've avoided hitting while driving gather around me when I turn the water on we sing a disney song while they scrub my body When I exit the shower 20 squirrels stand in line and whip their tails creating a wind tunnel sort of like at the end of a car wash It's pretty fucking dope

Got 6 1/2 inches of snow today 2nd largest snowfall I've seen in my life I crunched around in it for at least a hour