molarbear

Chest compressions for approx 30 sec intervals Don't follow this advice, it's been like 7 years since I took a first aid class

CPR ADMINISTERED!

Ya know what may help you feel better? It's a video a good friend once sent me when I was a little down in the dumps And then this happened 4 years later

^ me when I find out Jada Fire is single (don't google that name if you're at work)

2 or 3D? I think I broke the top 100 for Pacifism in 2, you can' blame Ryan_Expert for it. We spent what seemed like months trying to out score each other years ago and one night everything just kind of worked out for me

I want it that way --->

Y u gotta make me feel old?

I only said that because you got 3rd I wasn't aware the other teams had their own little playoffs going on

We used ESPN that year and it was setup a little differently

^ I think it's Panic's title

Yeah, today isn't my day @Raptorpat can you fix the title when you get a chance?

I hope you get some kind of fancy food today @schmahxgn

If you can make through tomorrow without smoking, you can dodge anything

You too! I assure you this was way more funny last night

Did the weird egg give it away?

I always just envisioned Jalapenos as spicy dill pickles They taste like Pickles to me except they destroy my stomach

Taking bites of fried chicken inbetween gaming rounds I can only imagine what that controller would look like in a related note here's an article about someone that covered their SNES controller in Vaseline and completed a speedrun of Super Metroid https://kotaku.com/speedrunner-beats-super-metroid-with-horrifying-vaselin-1825654326/amp

I'm going to hangout with my Brother, his GF, their Dog, and my Mom and Dad If it unfolds like any other Christmas my Brother and I will drink, hide in strategic ambush points around his house, and wait to smack the shit out of each other with pillows/cushions until it's time to eat........ or we get yelled at We get yelled at a lot

Is it chunky or creamy mayo tho?

Notre Dame's coach Brian said they may not play in the playoffs if chosen if the Families of the Players aren't allowed in the stands I feel like this is a very empty threat seeing as any other team not nominated would gladly take their spot

If we weren't in the middle of Rona I'd invite you to come eat Christmas.. 2 pm meal No homo bruh