molarbear

New plan, follow me on this because I've had about 3 drinks of adult beverages We start a new app called "Mixonly+Unicorns" It's an App with you being hastily photo shopped into photos and an actual Unicorn is in the back drop somewhere. Extra $15 dollars for a fancy background Boom! We got a Buziness

Fuck I'm old

My city has literally put Fiber within 2 miles all around me, it's still not here I'm not even on the outskirts of town Google Fiber tried to come here and setup shop but Cox and AT&T Lobbied the fuck out of the city to block them saying too many jobs would be lost

Like real Pancakes, or are we talking some kind of Keto Pancakes that are made out of the essence of farts from Broccoli?

Who is this "Fiber" you speak of, and is she single?

I feel like the App would last a total of two weeks before getting sued by someone that thought an actual Mythical Beast had learned to not only use a phone but was intelligent enough to Catfish the fuck out of them Fuck it, I'll give you $5 for 12% equity and a Sandwich from a Sub place I choose That Sub part is non-negotiable, you're not sliding by offering me that dried out husk Subway calls bread

Does anyone even watch it anymore? I mean, there's only so many times someone can watch the same Family Guy/American Dad episode before they run out of being good for background noise

Aside from removing the top layer of your skin.... Nothing

It was probably a Squirrel

We're nearing 500 at this point

Here's the Kablam

I imagine they're like any parasite that's after blood, their victim doesn't matter. They just want that blood source yo

While I appreciate your response, I think he should take a more Van Gogh approach. Remove thy foreskin and send it in a package to them +10 DEX if you don't have one and must remove some of the head. Just do it like a fillet cut, right down the middle so when you pee you can send them a video of your dick looking like it's saying "FEED ME SEYMOUR" when you pee and your penis flaps go "PEW PEW PEW" in the wind

That sounds like it would be very aesthetically pleasing job minus the bites

I just saying, I've tried Saline spray, putting little bits of vaseline up my nose, bought a little humidifier... and my nose still bleeds At this point I'm not ruling out developing a Cocaine habit to at least have some sort of excuse

Only if you guarantee to give someone named Cerberalbore shit everyday upon take over..... this is kind of important

Not small amounts of water

Could be death or death, just go see a Doctor I wouldn't be Googling this shit if I could go see a Doctor without paying out the ass This is the time we need to push for Canada to come up with their own version of MapleMD. You pay $1 and they give you medical advice that's more appropriate and not "Death" for every medical question.... that or at least we get a "Thank you" or "Sorry" when they tell you

did you do that Street Fighter combo where your leg gets really long and kick him in the coin purse?