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Damn, now I wish I had put "finger guns" as an option

I imagine there's a pre nup involved, and she's probably going to out live all of us if you're planning on playing the long game

Bold move Cotton, hopefully you don't have performance anxiety in that moment

This is knowing you're going into cryo freeze, not just an unexpected moment

Then you realize it says on screen who betrayed them https://clips.twitch.tv/PuzzledSpicyBeeLeeroyJenkins-IpwFjLUSk5eJxPTu

He's Han Solo dude, the coolest space pirate ever Always Sunny reference

Which pose do you go into cryofreeze in?

WHAT YEAR IS IT?

Throw a turtle shell at them and ruin their day

...I don't live there, I just visited once and it was really cool Everyone had Dogs and you could pet them if you asked, and the pretzels were like $2 and I ate like six of them throughout the day

Go to Leavenworth, Wa

West It's the direction my bed faces

I'm not bragging when I say this but, I gotz the baby face I get carded everywhere I go The cool part is, I'm hoping that when I hit my 40's it'll remain and all the single mom's in the area that have been divorced 4 times want me to clean their pool and then I cash in

My gif links don't work anymore enjoy a longer version of the real sauce

Land Before Time meets Pokemon

I was running on fumes and trying to be funny

You just gotta find the Airbender dude, he always breaks the cabbage stand

There I was, 4th and long, the ball got snapped, I knew the play was fucked from the beginning because there was definitely a Blitz happening. Ran a screen route, and here I exist today, having topped the other Sperm that would have occupied my Egg There was another at first, but I consumed it in the womb and thus I was cut out of a stomach. Not gonna lie, no clue where I was going with this. Claritin knocks me on my ass

Ya damn bamboozled me Scoobs May USC never win another National Championship again until you personally carry me up a Mountain! 😛

He's actually pretty straight edge, he drinks but doesn't get drunk and he's a vegan He just grew up loving those low budget, late night horror movies, and that's the main source for his music

I saw mix vent, definitely the imposter

Holy fuck Dude, your joints would have me babbling to Space Jesus and then pass out for like 3 days