molarbear

I'm not bragging when I say this but, I gotz the baby face I get carded everywhere I go The cool part is, I'm hoping that when I hit my 40's it'll remain and all the single mom's in the area that have been divorced 4 times want me to clean their pool and then I cash in

My gif links don't work anymore enjoy a longer version of the real sauce

Land Before Time meets Pokemon

I was running on fumes and trying to be funny

You just gotta find the Airbender dude, he always breaks the cabbage stand

There I was, 4th and long, the ball got snapped, I knew the play was fucked from the beginning because there was definitely a Blitz happening. Ran a screen route, and here I exist today, having topped the other Sperm that would have occupied my Egg There was another at first, but I consumed it in the womb and thus I was cut out of a stomach. Not gonna lie, no clue where I was going with this. Claritin knocks me on my ass

Ya damn bamboozled me Scoobs May USC never win another National Championship again until you personally carry me up a Mountain! 😛

He's actually pretty straight edge, he drinks but doesn't get drunk and he's a vegan He just grew up loving those low budget, late night horror movies, and that's the main source for his music

I saw mix vent, definitely the imposter

Holy fuck Dude, your joints would have me babbling to Space Jesus and then pass out for like 3 days

I dunno, my Dad works with SCADA and to this day after numerous explanations as to what that is, I still have no clue what it is so I'm going to say it's possible

I bet he's a Senator now

When you meet up you loudly say "I'm definitely not wearing a wire" It's a great icebreaker

I completely misread the ending of the title of this thread

The circle is complete, we now have diet THC products

F all this noise and go straight to Laser beam eyeball implants Benefits: you get to blast people that make your day mildly inconvenient Cons: I'm really not seeing any

I'm in this and I don't like it

I believe in you Poof

Make sure you work your arm every 30 mins or so, it'll help reduce any soreness