molarbear

FUCKIN A, I haven't been this excited in awhile

Anytime you want to say it just tell yourself in your head "Let's not go Skiles" Or say it out loud and freak the fuck outta people from talking to yourself

There was a Dude that legit did this, he made his kid beat games on all his old consoles before he let him play on a modern one. I'll try to dredge up the article

If you have Game Pass do not buy it, it's gonna be available day one on there

Happy Birthday! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnug5_h6DJQ

New plan, follow me on this because I've had about 3 drinks of adult beverages We start a new app called "Mixonly+Unicorns" It's an App with you being hastily photo shopped into photos and an actual Unicorn is in the back drop somewhere. Extra $15 dollars for a fancy background Boom! We got a Buziness

Fuck I'm old

My city has literally put Fiber within 2 miles all around me, it's still not here I'm not even on the outskirts of town Google Fiber tried to come here and setup shop but Cox and AT&T Lobbied the fuck out of the city to block them saying too many jobs would be lost

Like real Pancakes, or are we talking some kind of Keto Pancakes that are made out of the essence of farts from Broccoli?

Who is this "Fiber" you speak of, and is she single?

I feel like the App would last a total of two weeks before getting sued by someone that thought an actual Mythical Beast had learned to not only use a phone but was intelligent enough to Catfish the fuck out of them Fuck it, I'll give you $5 for 12% equity and a Sandwich from a Sub place I choose That Sub part is non-negotiable, you're not sliding by offering me that dried out husk Subway calls bread

Does anyone even watch it anymore? I mean, there's only so many times someone can watch the same Family Guy/American Dad episode before they run out of being good for background noise

Aside from removing the top layer of your skin.... Nothing

It was probably a Squirrel

We're nearing 500 at this point

Here's the Kablam