molarbear

Sploosh

That is what I thought Tinder was for but she insisted on going on a date in public before coming over, which I can't really blame her for

The Giant Bean Giordano's Sears Tower (I think it may be called something different now) a fancy Art Museum featured in Ferris Bueller

My one experience was a girl said she liked dogs on her profile and had a picture of her with a dog.... when we went on a date I asked her about said dog and she was like "I don't like dogs, I'm a cat person" In that moment I was like "I think she's crazy" not because she liked cats, but she had clearly said she liked dogs and had a photo with one prior to that (which she claimed when we started DM'ing that she owned) The next 5 mins she would only give me 1 word replies when I tried to get a conversation going, then I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone I mean it's possible the app has changed in the last 6-7 years, but they probably only added more ads or pay features

Take a picture of Wrigley for me

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/heavener-runestone

I thought his plan was flawless It was pitched very well

The Season has been mediocre for the Cubs thus far but let's reminisce on an awesome game I got to watch Clemens vs Woods before his arm turned to paper mache

He died in my play through....

I swear my childhood was completely fucked up by the "Artrax" Scene

Damn, now I wish I had put "finger guns" as an option

I imagine there's a pre nup involved, and she's probably going to out live all of us if you're planning on playing the long game

Bold move Cotton, hopefully you don't have performance anxiety in that moment

This is knowing you're going into cryo freeze, not just an unexpected moment

Then you realize it says on screen who betrayed them https://clips.twitch.tv/PuzzledSpicyBeeLeeroyJenkins-IpwFjLUSk5eJxPTu

He's Han Solo dude, the coolest space pirate ever Always Sunny reference

Which pose do you go into cryofreeze in?

WHAT YEAR IS IT?

Throw a turtle shell at them and ruin their day

...I don't live there, I just visited once and it was really cool Everyone had Dogs and you could pet them if you asked, and the pretzels were like $2 and I ate like six of them throughout the day