molarbear

I never understood this joke

That sounds co..........wait a second everyone knows squids follow low carb diets

Not my type of music but I know what you're talking about

I hate that It happened quite a bit in College during the heavy partying days I'm actually really shy when I'm sober so being approached by complete strangers who talked about being at me and my roommates house was weird

It's truly sad how addicted I am to the internet I never realize it until it goes down and then I want to riot but that would require going outside

I honestly envy you! I live in a State that if you get busted with more than a quarter ounce it can be a felony charge. We're not talking strong stuff, we're talking it cost $25 for a quarter ounce stuff. Gotta love the midwest/south!

I believe Skinko[/member] said it best when he claimed that if the Earth were truly flat, Cats would have already pushed everything off. If people are truly this dumb they've never flown, never had to shoot from a distance, and, are clearly fucking stupid maybe we dissolve the seat belt law and just let Darwinism take over.

Is that like nesquik mixed with coffee?

I thought you were talking about some kind of wood chopping competition

Thank you! and Thank you!

in my defense, I say library both ways. I avoid saying "Ain't and Y'all" as much as I can. I know I have an accent but I'm not fucking stupid. Haven't experienced the crazy chick that yelled at me for holding the door open for them yet. I believe in Feminism but that whole extremist part some of them have have pisses me off, like the Tumblr post about a girl chewing a dude out for holding the door for them and them getting offended, I do this for everyone, not just females, it's called being polite.

I hate the band Chevelle, I swear every song they play on the radio here claiming it's new sounds exactly like the last one. Stop Signs, not a suggestion you stupid fucking assholes who don't how to fucking drive. Steak well done....DAFUQ? This one has some lenience in my book, you can order your food anyway you want.... but if you wanted beef jerky it would have been much cheaper to buy it at the gas station instead of the fancy steak house. Seriously, the last one. Friend's who had their first kid and have social media. I know Parents are going to be proud of their offspring, that's fine, but for the love of everything fucking righteous in this World your kid is not super smart because they're performing basic motor skills at the age they're suppose to. My Friend's wife sends me snapchats of their kid waving, it's cute, but his wife thinks she's the next Einstein simply because she's keeping up with basic childhood development.

Nick Swarson had a stand up joke about his funeral, he wanted people to have to hold his severed head as they spoke and if they slipped up they had to start all over.

You seem similar to me, I know how funerals should go... I got you boo I request the same thing at mine, except I want to be set on fire and shot out of a cannon That or a funeral pyre and I want meteorologists to figure out a way for it rain booze as I'm set ablaze and pushed afloat on lake Tenkiller Or if I'm ever murdered I told my Brother to use part of my life insurance to hire a good actor for me when they reenact my murder on one of those cheap ass murder shows

Only after a weekend at Bernie's type vacation and me using you death for pity sex from the girl with the biggest boobs

That makes things more clear now I thought you just worked in an office and some dude ran in dressed like a ninja, judo kicked one of your co workers in the arm and ran out.

Do you work in a prison/mental institution?

Nope, lost me again

I eat the shell's contents, like the monster I am

If you get xbox live you should add me and the fellow team IBer's

Welcome to FFA

that's an omelette

I don't know what movie this is from

My bad

I'm not fancified enough in my edumacation to post pics on here without using tinypic which is also the nickname I gave to my penor