molarbear

Pat's failed assassin says "happy slip and slide day!" unless you too, were untimely ripped from the womb and placed on this earth for the sole purpose of killing macbeth

??? Hellllll no I meant I didn't see the threads, continue bro! This is your quest, I'm just here to conjure up catchy tunes about it

How would the customer dying create a lucrative business?

Happy Birthmas Errbody!!!!! I guess missed 3.. in the last 15 hours? Did you guys figure out how to skip time, or is my computer calendar possibly, possessed?

How about that area of Cali? I bet you almost every single one of those peeps has at least a dollar in their wallet....

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...Wait a second Nope, it checks out. I thought you resembled that shit stain, but you clearly have a mustache

Thanks errbody! The mutant powers finally started developing I think

Kind of why I stopped way back when It got to a point where I don't think most people knew who the hell the birthday peeps even were

It's finals week, I really needed that

Alright, Who gave Saban the glass slipper?

Michigan, FSU, Washington, Texas That's my guess I know the playoff committee is not going to leave a SEC team out, but, given that Texas is joining the SEC, and their fans travel just as well as Bama/Georgia fans, and Texas did beat Bama in the season (which should give them the tie breaker in this scenario) It's just really nice to see Saban's face everytime they're not invited to prom

Well... Arkansas has almost completed the circle

....There were so many almost upsets today

I remember a bright light, and then being shoved back in pre school (2).. I don't remember anything in-between going to the bathroom, and asking the teacher for help wiping the ole' bottom when she came in her face was mortified, and I remember her saying "oh honey... it's even in your shoes" then they called my parents and my Dad had to leave work to pick me up The only thing I can think happened is I had the runs, sat down and was all "alright... mission complete!" and then when I stood up to get assistance I think uh... gravity moved everything from my bottom, down I imagine the poor teacher heard me ask for help, saw me turn around rocking the most gnarly, shit crafted chaps ever, and immediately swore off ever having children

Were they able to harvest any usable organs from my team?

^ This is the answer

*looks at shattered remains of crystal ball that was destroyed years ago ....yeah, totally

I haven't been able to chew on the right side of my mouth since I got some fillings in sept they need to be adjusted but school got super busy and I haven't had time until today, so I called the dentist and after explaining I wanted some filling adjusted 6 times and what days and time my classes were, they came back with their only available appt, which was right when I had class so I called their other office and got told that because their dentist did not do the fillings and they didn't get paid for them, they didn't want to touch them I fucking hate dentists, I'm about to just go buy a file from harbor freight and start grinding this thing down myself and save myself a whole lot of stress

rough sketch change Rusty shackleford to "Dale with it"

the babies are freaking adorable

so....sew it then? please