molarbear

No one is gonna drop the Shoebill? Muthaf'er looks like the russian villain from every cold war era movie cosplaying as darkwing duck

If you knit one of those.....I need you to yeet it via clubbing it with your penis in a north direction, I'll find that thing and wear it FOR CAT AND CUNTRY!!!!!!!

....... Tell me you have a "Dale with it" santa hat with foldable knitted shades that drop down over your eyes with a slight nod of your head?

I was confused because there's another P with that many spaces that could have fit that baseball network at one point Also...dafuq Vegas? How many sports teams do you want? ....... You gotta be paying like a bajillion5 in taxes for stadiums at this point Not to mention you're in the middle of a desert and already running out of water nb4 vegas attempts to build a Midgar sized rain barrel and doesn't understand why everyone around them is pissed

Maybe it's because I'm high >.> When Klay sits down the way his jersey is torn he looks like he's about to breastfeed

......... I thought toaster steak was from one of those states around NY that are not NY?

*looked I think if I cut my hair this is gonna be the time where it's all gray underneath......#thankschool Did I do that right?

I just avoid people, pet as many dogs as possible, and use sun screen frequently I think I look pretty damn good for a 673 year old below average person

happy birthday!

The cubs reddit anytime you look at it currently x^Darvish talked about how much he loved the city to Ohtani, 8 slices in a pizza there are 4 corners around wrigley, carry the deep dish to Trout.... there are some trout in lake michigan, which borders Chicago

oh man... did that end? Awesome!! I tried to watch the first half while I was working out, but there are only so many field goals a person can endure

because then people would see the ash tray with butts in it and I'd feel obligated to explain that they were roaches and not cigs ...I didn't want to type all that out but here I am

....and he is now 75 million richer due to the buyout

I created a fail safe for moments like this when I got my medical card

Yeah, but anytime it rained you'd have to worry about your armor rusting...and then you'd have to argue with your insurance about whether or not they're gonna cover a tetanus booster

Bro.... You're opening the door to a world where people can randomly stab you in the shin repeatedly, and it's a misdemeanor Which means suits of armor would probably make a comeback >.> I'm no longer sure how I feel about this

TU damn near pulled off the upset on Tulane today

Ranked Choice voting format 1.New UEMB copy test 2.ASMB Vibes 3. New UEMB (Default) 4.ASMB Vibes 2 (It was awesome at first) -10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Default and test -Denada Pat fixed it

*while licking your own balls That's resume' worthy

*Hypothetical GB acquires Mayfield

@André Toulon What'd you do with your day off?

A science infection so you do the responsible thing and go to bed early.... except you end up sleeping on a pillow or something and now I'm walking around like a human pretzel and a sneeze slightly over the level of "elderly lady in a retirement home that sounds like a mouse" could take me out of commission for a couple days

Actual tape footage of last time Katt_goddess was trusted with nog 'Twas the summer of '05, she drank nog for 7 straight months Scientists were baffled for a whole min before they declared war on Pluto's status as a planet

Happy Birthday!!!!! and a dog