molarbear

Happy Birthday!!!!!! Hopefully it's chill and you get to eat some bomb food and play a video game you like

I'm not sure if you guys saw OU recently had a LB decide to forego entering the draft and return... basically the reasoning is his NIL money is more than his projected draft spot Also the announcement video consisted of him stepping off a private plane, getting tossed the keys to a brand new Corvette by the BOZ, and then driving off I mean... they didn't say he kept the car, and one could assume they merely borrowed it for the video.

the ASMB fabio! May your day of birth be glorious Here is the most recent dog photo I received His name is Trip and he is the secretary of the lady who cuts my mom's hair. He places himself in front of people until he gets pet.... or he doesn't move

I'm not sure why I quoted you on that.... disregard that, I'm in the clouds

Happy Birthmas!

This person gets paid more than all of us and they sat down at one point and thought "you know who had good team work?" and this was the first thing that popped up... and then they collectively thought "yeap... gonna roll with this one and say it" and they are still getting paid more than all of us

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0w4ufSuKSb/ please tell me this link works.... It's seriously a work of true art

I'm calling it "I still don't want Covid: numba 5" I secretly just wanted to attempt to blind you all MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I guess if it worked you really can't read this... kind of pointless to type this, huh? Dogs rule!

Pat's failed assassin says "happy slip and slide day!" unless you too, were untimely ripped from the womb and placed on this earth for the sole purpose of killing macbeth

??? Hellllll no I meant I didn't see the threads, continue bro! This is your quest, I'm just here to conjure up catchy tunes about it

How would the customer dying create a lucrative business?

Happy Birthmas Errbody!!!!! I guess missed 3.. in the last 15 hours? Did you guys figure out how to skip time, or is my computer calendar possibly, possessed?

How about that area of Cali? I bet you almost every single one of those peeps has at least a dollar in their wallet....

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...Wait a second Nope, it checks out. I thought you resembled that shit stain, but you clearly have a mustache

Thanks errbody! The mutant powers finally started developing I think

Kind of why I stopped way back when It got to a point where I don't think most people knew who the hell the birthday peeps even were

It's finals week, I really needed that

Alright, Who gave Saban the glass slipper?

Michigan, FSU, Washington, Texas That's my guess I know the playoff committee is not going to leave a SEC team out, but, given that Texas is joining the SEC, and their fans travel just as well as Bama/Georgia fans, and Texas did beat Bama in the season (which should give them the tie breaker in this scenario) It's just really nice to see Saban's face everytime they're not invited to prom

Well... Arkansas has almost completed the circle

....There were so many almost upsets today

I remember a bright light, and then being shoved back in pre school (2).. I don't remember anything in-between going to the bathroom, and asking the teacher for help wiping the ole' bottom when she came in her face was mortified, and I remember her saying "oh honey... it's even in your shoes" then they called my parents and my Dad had to leave work to pick me up The only thing I can think happened is I had the runs, sat down and was all "alright... mission complete!" and then when I stood up to get assistance I think uh... gravity moved everything from my bottom, down I imagine the poor teacher heard me ask for help, saw me turn around rocking the most gnarly, shit crafted chaps ever, and immediately swore off ever having children