molarbear

"They had to turn a plane around mid flight"

Really? Deion came in with a lot of noise, and then brought like half of the roster from his old school with him and his kids. I don't see Clemson staying relevant Dabo is a good coach, but his absolute refusal to use the transfer portal is going to continue to hurt his program

I'll trade you a semi functioning vending machine for a roll of duct tape that may tide my receiving corps over until week 4

Happy Birthday Dude! Hopefully you get to catch a Cubs game that they win this season

Reach that point of studying where words on the page are blurring Gin blossoms were a bad listening choice at 6 am, the initial nostalgia burst quickly gave way to sheer exhaustion and overwhelming amount of fucking textbook this professor wants us to memorize

Oh look! I didn't even know I was in it and one of my WR is already questionable and Deshaun Watson for QB? It's 2023 and Nazis are relevant again, lets not pretend like a NFL'ers first 20 sexual misconduct settlements being freebies surprises anyone In other news, just when I thought the man who is insanely gifted at football and absolutely nothing else would no longer cross my timeline.... Rodgers pops in because he's literally gargling some tennis player's nuts and licking the ground he walks on for not being vaccinated

FTFY Not sure what's going on with SMU, Big XII and Big 10 shot them down when they asked to join and not be paid for 7 years Wonder if it's the death penalty blemish? In other news, the remaining teams in the Pac-2 are now financially set if they inherit every other schools' earnings

I have a theory old people control reptiles It's the only logical explanation for them not being devoured when they make their annual exodus to the swamp to avoid the sub 88 degree weather

Nope absolutely not though, it stays on that side of the fence... away from the garden in other wildlife news

I don't remember a season where a team bought at the trade deadline and then released all the players weeks later when it didn't work out

It has been named "Zerstörer der Menschen" is the winner It just wanted to peacefully munch of shrubs in the field, then everyone kept talking about how tasty it looked.... Now it's out for blood

I'm not going to (no matter how adorable it looks) There are plenty of wildlife rescues in this area that can handle it if need be

....... dahhhhh you get a cookie pat CreamyRadiantBigmouthbass-mobile.mp4

Damn Pat All the animals from Homeward Bound are dead too

I'm a little worried that may be what happened to its mama it's been showing up everyday for about 2 weeks by itself now, looks a little young to be on its own... but then again I don't know a whole lot about deer

$60 for naming rights duurrr.mp4

....... Sure We all know the real update you're waiting on PopularBlindAlligatorgar-mobile.mp4

*7 hours of micro economics class exactly how much my brain remembers from it NervousSerpentineCow-mobile.mp4

I got you

......I never got my notification

Is this what caused your dental adventures?

benstiller.mp4

let me help you out with that