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molarbear

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  1. YOOO! I saw you on that show on HBOMAX!!!! DUUUDE! Good news and bad news... your car gets totaled you get a new car, but then you get a jet ski too. I shit you not, you find out one day while riding your jet ski in front of your car that your jet ski is jealous of it, and attempts to make you crash it into the car... so then you dry dock it and just go admire it Why do I remember shit I watched at 5 am when I couldn't sleep, and not the important school stuff?
  2. weird, your college path was ending right around when mine was starting Why does my brain keep thinking you're in your 60's? I literally see your age when your birthday pops up......
  3. Reggie Bush?
  4. Is Scoob alive, or did he commit seppuku after losing to the holy ghosts of eerie indiana?
  5. Dude probably has a clause in his contract that forbids them from removing what's left of him from where it landed. Probably set to be some kind of Scientology holy site
  6. do..... do the others have teeth, or is it just you?
  7. Did they give you a key to the city, or are you still fighting off THE. ABSOLUTE. HORDE. OF. ASS?
  8. This was my favorite
  9. respect
  10. watching OU beat Texas https://tenor.com/view/robert-redford-jeremiah-johnson-nodding-yes-nod-of-approval-gif-21066931
  11. fu2jzwy.mp4
  12. Happy Birthday!!! Hopefully the cats knead you a cool hat or something
  13. I've often dreamed my circumcision was something legendary like this Happy Birthday Annoying One!
  14. It was perched up on the fence like a gargoyle the other day Still have no clue who it belongs to, but it comes by and hangouts about twice a day
  15. it has gotten bigger AWgIGGk.mp4
  16. Happy birthday scoob
  17. Did my team remember their equipment this week?
  18. ^Pat and lt dancer currently.... probably
  19. nah, he's one of those personal injury lawyers. has commercials with like literal 90's powerpoint graphics I was just hella high and on the verge of insane last night due to a metric shit ton of school
  20. Did the heavy hitter become reborn? I can hear the commercial now "Did you find yourself getting wrongfully ignored by your insurance after you cut the roof of your mouth on the communion wafer?" Que tenacious D's cover of the "last in line" commercial cuts to the old reborn heavy hitter and Hey Zeus clubbing their way through a zombie apocalypse with wooden bats
  21. @Raptorpat your move dogcat.mp4
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