molarbear

YO, CHAD BRUH.....Chill You remember last time you dabbled with the raisin floaters

If it makes me laugh more than the other two, Yes

@Game Master Can you ping me when submissions are in and it's time to vote, please?

HEEEESSSSSHIIIIIIII Those are in the backyard! I have a game cam set up to capture them when they eat the morning glories on the fence.... also whatever was knocking the bird feeders out of the tree It was a raccoon

She did drive by looking for them I had the gloves on because the clay will leave stains everywhere (also why I wasn't loving on the the pups) right as I was in the most inconvenient position under the bush on the left I heard this very quiet "Pardon me" and I was like "it's gotta be for someone else, I haven't seen anyone else out... but I'm going to ignore this." and then the inevitable 2nd "Pardon me" happened and I when I turned I smacked my face right into a limb as I was half squatting, I fell right on my ass while simultaneously trying to avoid the few plants I have under there. It was like trying to play a drunk game of twister with quicksand. Finally I just said "I saw them, they went that way" and pointed.. while my leg was still halfway snagged in the death snare

No, they were free range Much like two mystical unicorns or approx 6 chupacabras making a cheerleader pyramid

https://imgur.com/a/49oaI4M Normally when I go out front to do yard work it's JW, Mormons, Sales peeps.... Today it was awesomeness with a touch of "let me make sure they're not in the garage eating a bunch of stuff they're not suppose to"

Homefront:Resistance... because it was $1.99 XBL and it's been really hot outside

Dunno I originally saw it after someone mentioned it. I had to watch it in 7 or 8 video clips on twitter, I wish I had saved that because I have not be able to find it since The angle of the video I saw you had a clear view of Ramirez and Anderson, I originally thought it was just a shove and he tripped...nah dude straight up ascended for a microsecond

Nahhh, I was just in it for fun and to give it more numbers I literally hopped on after my nightly smoke and made random stuff while I was high out of my mind... -no regerts

you're right.... one of the pics was solicited

oooh seight you gotta link the whoooole fight https://youtu.be/AT_Sb22Fw38?t=23 well... I tried Ramirez straight up knocked the lights out in tim anderson... he lands that hook and anderson just straightens and drops After things settled another scuffle broke out, and then once that settled... who the fuck comes running out of the dugout talking shit like he didn't just get his ass knocked out on TV? Tim Anderson

Who's to say I don't have an ace up my sleeve? Yeah....... That's right I've been Vela this whole tiiiiime *fake mustache twirl Oh.. those videos? Easy, I just used makeup and some ridiculously good camera angles to make myself appear completely different 100000000% worth the 8 unsolicited dick pics I've received

His mom asked the same question

..... @The_annoying_one make direct eye contact

FTFY

.... The dude just hits my funneh

After teasing a few times for just over 100 games.... The Cubs are above .500 again ...and people on reddit are comparing the Braves 2021 team to this team saying the Cubs have better numbers and should really buy, and I'm over here thinking of all the potential times before 2016 the Cubs had some flash

*Stretches neck really fucking far and stops eating leafs definitely Bee's, I was just born the same year Chernobyl happened This is why Central should be the Universal time zone for games/meetings/bidnaz/ and uemb

We throwing down at a 90's Mcduck's playground I was currently there auditioning for a role in the upcoming star trek, grey's anatomy, walking dead super mix where everyone dies in the first 10 seconds and you slowly over the course of 5 years develop a need to order charmin anytime you hear church bells I feel no further need to explain how my weapon of choice is going to end the world Janitor rebellion -end speech