molarbear

....There were so many almost upsets today

I remember a bright light, and then being shoved back in pre school (2).. I don't remember anything in-between going to the bathroom, and asking the teacher for help wiping the ole' bottom when she came in her face was mortified, and I remember her saying "oh honey... it's even in your shoes" then they called my parents and my Dad had to leave work to pick me up The only thing I can think happened is I had the runs, sat down and was all "alright... mission complete!" and then when I stood up to get assistance I think uh... gravity moved everything from my bottom, down I imagine the poor teacher heard me ask for help, saw me turn around rocking the most gnarly, shit crafted chaps ever, and immediately swore off ever having children

Were they able to harvest any usable organs from my team?

^ This is the answer

*looks at shattered remains of crystal ball that was destroyed years ago ....yeah, totally

I haven't been able to chew on the right side of my mouth since I got some fillings in sept they need to be adjusted but school got super busy and I haven't had time until today, so I called the dentist and after explaining I wanted some filling adjusted 6 times and what days and time my classes were, they came back with their only available appt, which was right when I had class so I called their other office and got told that because their dentist did not do the fillings and they didn't get paid for them, they didn't want to touch them I fucking hate dentists, I'm about to just go buy a file from harbor freight and start grinding this thing down myself and save myself a whole lot of stress

rough sketch change Rusty shackleford to "Dale with it"

the babies are freaking adorable

so....sew it then? please

Happy 37th ya seasoned newb

nah Australia doesn't count/or exist it's just death island #fact

This shit got floated so I just wanted to mention Haven't had a poptart in over a decade, but I recently read a post on reddit where someone mentioned cooking them and then covering them in peanut butter ......now I really want to try it

No one is gonna drop the Shoebill? Muthaf'er looks like the russian villain from every cold war era movie cosplaying as darkwing duck

If you knit one of those.....I need you to yeet it via clubbing it with your penis in a north direction, I'll find that thing and wear it FOR CAT AND CUNTRY!!!!!!!

....... Tell me you have a "Dale with it" santa hat with foldable knitted shades that drop down over your eyes with a slight nod of your head?

I was confused because there's another P with that many spaces that could have fit that baseball network at one point Also...dafuq Vegas? How many sports teams do you want? ....... You gotta be paying like a bajillion5 in taxes for stadiums at this point Not to mention you're in the middle of a desert and already running out of water nb4 vegas attempts to build a Midgar sized rain barrel and doesn't understand why everyone around them is pissed

Maybe it's because I'm high >.> When Klay sits down the way his jersey is torn he looks like he's about to breastfeed

......... I thought toaster steak was from one of those states around NY that are not NY?

*looked I think if I cut my hair this is gonna be the time where it's all gray underneath......#thankschool Did I do that right?

I just avoid people, pet as many dogs as possible, and use sun screen frequently I think I look pretty damn good for a 673 year old below average person

happy birthday!

The cubs reddit anytime you look at it currently x^Darvish talked about how much he loved the city to Ohtani, 8 slices in a pizza there are 4 corners around wrigley, carry the deep dish to Trout.... there are some trout in lake michigan, which borders Chicago

oh man... did that end? Awesome!! I tried to watch the first half while I was working out, but there are only so many field goals a person can endure

because then people would see the ash tray with butts in it and I'd feel obligated to explain that they were roaches and not cigs ...I didn't want to type all that out but here I am