molarbear

Girth Brooks

I'm not! My bank account is still very in the positive from pulling 60-70 hours a week for the better part of 2 1/2 years (once we hit 60 hours we got double pay instead of a pay and a half for OT) I've enjoyed the last two years of my time off by going on a metric fuck ton of trips. I should probably learn how to invest shit and learn the stock market and turn into a douche but instead I'm just literally, enjoying life at the moment.

This is what I thought the thread was about

This is now a correct statement I'm going to continue drinking until OU's secondary decides it wants to actually show up to a game

I forgot how stressful it is to watch the Cubs when Lester is pitching and runners are on base..... That being said their bullpen blew this one for them

That's kind of you. I've worked in two restaurants in my life and never once have the cooks been incorporated in the tips We had one waiter that liked to brag about how much he made in a night, one night he made $350 in tips in 4 hours.... i made $32 before tax in that time needless to say that dude's orders took very low priority after that

that's sad to hear, I first heard of him when he was on Last Comic Standing

Kluber gave up 6 runs in 2.2 innings tonight what alternative universe have we stumbled into? Seriously, I know most pitchers have a bad day occasionally but that man is usually a fucking finely tuned machine of untouchable pitches

did you not have any potatoes? You can microwave one in like 5 mins

As weird as it sounds sometimes when I get really bored I go on twitch and look for IRL streams people have set up for their Dogs Usually they just move from napping place to napping place but I can watch them for hours

I don't blame you, 13 is a terrible age

good luck sleeping the rest of the night

I'm sorry buddy My heart goes out to you and your family if you ever need or want to talk about it I'm all ears

Cubs are going into the playoffs with a bipolar starting staff and a super sketchy bullpen this probably will not end well

I should probably point out that last comment was directed blueraven1999[/member]

is your rank a Halloween rank or is it custom? I never noticed it until now but I literally laughed out loud when I saw it

I miss that guy but did you ever watch Ghostwriter as a kid? I think that'd be more up his alley except instead of a simple one sentence clue you'd have to switch rooms multiple times because all the walls were full of writing.

That's weird maybe it's a latency issue

I was starting to wonder if I was the only one

it's working fine for me this site has been shitting the bed on me all night though

I read the title and thought they were making a sequel to Pixels At which point my immediate thought was "no shit, why'd you even bother to make a thread about that shitty movie" then I realized I was wrong but still wanted to post about how shitty that movie was

The waiting room at the doctor's office

He was probably just trying to buy a butt scratcher common misconception

I dunno, I laugh at the worst times. I find I use humor to hide emotions one of my friend's got cut off by a vehicle while on his motorcycle, it clipped his front tire and he got in a terrible wreck the first visit to him in the hospital after he came out of his coma I told him "That's the last time I hire a hitman off craigslist because they fucking suck at their job" we both both laughed pretty hard at that one Then his brother quipped in saying "no he's actually a super villain who attempted to knock the Earth off its Axis using his head"