molarbear

I'm really sad I didn't get to see it now because the OU game started at the same time.

that was oddly satisfying

That sucks dude, sorry. I'm not one of those people that can keep on trucking when I'm sick this is pretty much me

I was under the impression that the person that made this thread was broke and $10 was considered unlimited money...... I would like to change my answer to a private island full of Dogs

I'd buy some magic beans

that's not a panhandle, that's like a deformed flipper penis

I ended up attending the same middle school as her and we always joked about it

what part of Texas is considered the panhandle?

No bullshit our bus driver was the Wrestling/Football coach and he always left the lights off on night trips, I honestly think they do that because they know what they'd see if they randomly turned the lights on

My first kiss was in preschool, a girl wouldn't stop following me around the playground and then she kissed me..... Although such a response would not happen at this age of my life I'm ashamed to say I pushed her and had to sit in timeout for 5 mins

I switched from Band to Choir in 7th grade because it was loaded with all the hot chicks in middle school That and there were no more practice sheets and we went on a shit ton of more field trips. I mean sidenote before puberty hit I did have the voice an angelic cherub, afterwards I had the voice of an adult but still looked like a fucking cherub.

it's called musk yo

I've never seen the reasoning behind washing my hands after going #1 I literally just touched a part of my body, I didn't cup my hands and urinate into them and then attempt to shovel it into the urinal (although I honestly think some people attempt this after seeing the fucking floors of some bathrooms) I mean I don't wash my hands after I scratch my arm, how's my dick any different?

FTFY

I found out my Dad converted all the old VHS tapes to DVD and backed them up on the computer I was a cute kid and have no idea what happened

I highly doubt they'll find anything people don't already know

It's slightly annoying but when you troll the fuck out of people with it, it genuinely makes me LOL

Honestly? I don't know why people don't just ignore his threads. He has no power over you, just ignore the shit out of an obvious troll and the lose their power.

That was some good ball I honestly thought the Dodgers had that one in the books

Yeah I didn't quite get that whole angle Also did Gabriel at any point say he was out of bullets? I don't get why he wouldn't gun down Negan as soon as he saw him in that trailer.

#TheNintendoing

I had a small one that they sell at walmart when I was little If I remember correctly it came with an option to buy a queen but yes, all the ants eventually die with no queen

I know your pain and it's why I never graduated college. 68 credits into a Mechanical Engineering degree I caved, legit was having panic attacks frequently and possibly a mental breakdown. I was working 3 part time jobs to pay bills and school because Student loans are a fucking eternal debt with their interest rate. I got into an argument with one professor because he was too lazy to take attendance and demanded the class buy a $70 TV remote thing that allowed us to click a button to show we were in class that system was broke as a fuck and didn't work so that was $70 wasted. There were 50 people in the class and he was too lazy to pass a sheet around or call out attendance, that's $70 I could have used on food, not to mention the $300 book I had to buy for the class that sold back for a meager $8 at the end of the semester because it was updated. BTW for any of you that don't know, updated College books usually means the shitty ass company that makes them just changed some pages around.

I fucking hate when people tell me they're broke and they're not I.E. one friend told me he couldn't go to a movie because he's broke so I pay for his ticket.... the next weekend he's in Denver for a Muse concert I.E. one friend chews me out claiming they're broke as shit and calls me a "dick" for saying they should go visit their dad if they're worried about seeing him.... then proceeds to get a large tattoo I.E. my old college roommate who claimed he was broke but then showed me his bank statement and it had a comma in it This seriously pisses me off to no end

I think nature already ate most of it