molarbear

DJ STYX! good to see ya dude

If I ever got rich I want to think I'd do elon musk esque things but my major accomplishment would probably be building a giant slingshot that could launch cheez its across states

I don't remember much from there but Bourbon St has plenty of things to keep you entertained that aren't booze related.

Somewhere out there is a person that fucked a hammer head shark.... and they're probably still proud of it

He's super weak to commando man's bombs I just beat the 2nd legacy collection a couple days ago There's a person on youtube named pinkkittyrose that has some really helpful videos on how to handle all the levels and bosses

"Shy until drunk". Then it goes all Rain Man about Sports or Animals, preferably Doggos. If I'm at a party and there is a Dog present, 120% of my attention is directed towards scratching said Dog's ears whist telling it it's a "good Dog" That's my life, and I love it.

Name it "Paladin"

I still don't know how to blow a bubble with gum

this was going to my response but you beat me to it

When are you getting a Xbone?

That's a blatant lie. I literally witnessed you build a huge 15 story toilet once.

by curled up I mean one leg is straight and the other is pulled up like mid run where it's from my body it goes straight out then from the knee goes straight down kinda like a 90 degree angle

how do they even test it? Are they checking for residue or can they actually use your saliva to test for drugs?

drugs can be traced up to something like 3 months back in your hair apparently

Stomach with one leg curled up. I then proceed to build a pillow taco out of my pillows by folding them and smashing them around until they're a mound of comfort and have a 4th pillow on one side that I sometimes hike my leg around. I can't sleep with any limbs hanging off my bed because even as a grown ass man I fear monsters will feast on said exposed limbs

They do mouth swabs now? I've only ever gotten the urine or hair test

I'm fairly positive I destroyed my brain years ago

STOP USING JEDI MIND TRICKS ON MY BRAIN!

......I'm ok with that picture

you can't say it's opposite day and then change the rules

Just a heads up The Big 20 is coming up in a couple weeks. For those of you that don't know what that is BestofNes releases a list consisting of 20 NES games usually a month or so prior to the event and then on the day of the tournament a bunch of speed runners attempt to beat the all 20 games first. Anyone can enter and it's all broadcast on twitch. http://thebestofnes.com/big20/ That link has a list of the games, all the people who have signed up to run it so far, and if you happen to be interested in participating it tells you how to sign up.

I'm assuming you mean the first Evil Within? I enjoyed it for awhile but got kind of bored it. I can't really say why either, because I don't want to spoil anything for you. @ThisIdiot Loved it but I'm not sure he gets on here that often these days.

I hate dogs and boobs I love threads made by Jackiemarie

Are you cranky because you're old or are you old because you're cranky?