molarbear

you look like a special Viking, like the ones they threw off the mountain at birth in the movie "300"

and you sir are a dumb dirta BASTARAAD from up North and that Jigglypuff is a Saint

someone had to do it

I don't think they'd interact with us personally. I do believe Aliens are real but if you were a life form that was advanced enough to figure out speed of light travel or faster and you rolled up on a planet that was constantly having wars and targeting specific groups for no reason I imagine they'd just nope the fuck out of here and keep traveling.

Too much facial hair and the dude sounds like he's from Mississippi

I was confused by this also but didn't want to say anything.

I am a Tree, I am an Island

I edited it but I guess you caught it before I did so I'm just the Groot version of you in some parallel universe now.

Hi Poof! My H button failed me so I posted I Poof by accident

I always expected some shitty porn parity of dragon ball z titled "Dragon Balls"

@inhumanrampager What are your thoughts about a certain French Monument when you see this balloon?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

my reaction when I go to Red Lobster and the bring the cheese biscuits

He's kind of like Jake Arrieta, when his stuff was on he was unhittable except his fastball averaged about 97-98 mph.

I would tell @crackymckrackin that we need to go fishing

@wacky1980 you own a bar, right? How would they tackle over serving and all the potential legal issue around this?

I believe it was around the 2007 or 2008, I know they started him off as just a relief pitcher before they moved him to closer

I use to hope that with Kerry Wood, he turned into an ok Closer.

Oregon Trail and the power glove ftw The power glove wasn't a win but it's just an iconic representation

@Doom Metal Alchemist Tim Lincecum signed with the Rangers in his 2nd comeback attempt.

You know what you must do now

Yeah High School Also doesn't charge you $300 for a book you'll use for a Semester and then sell back for hopefully $20

Does not count in College apparently. If you get a D you're failing, unless you're making innuendos.

Never forget, C's get degrees too!

YAAAAASSSSS DOGGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think one of them did smoke cloves for an extended period so I can't really argue with that comment. I did make fun of him the whole time if that counts for anything.