molarbear

Assign me one

That really boggled my mind. I don't know if it was physical exhaustion from playing over 30 games straight or just a straight burn out from playing in 3 post seasons in a row but there's no reason you have that many decent players and struggle offensively like that. I kind of figured it was a bad omen when Darvish was injured at the beginning of the season, then Chatwood turned out to be a walk machine, then Morrow and Strop went out for the season.

No bullshit after I made that post I started playing it last night using an online guide that I'm fairly positive was made back in the angelfire days You're not wrong at all, there are literally points that I would have never figured out where you just blow up the wall or floor and keep rolling through it

Happy Birthday! I still hate USC scoob!

I must have been poisoned by my constitutes!

I never got into that series I tried playing Metroid on the NES back in the day and could never figure out where to go

It may be the post workout high speaking but I feel if Humanity were to ever write another Bible this line should be in it

Fire it up and let me know! I'd try but I'm still working on making what starts off as an omelet but turns into scrabbled eggs with cheese on top

It was a joke about how dude's think with both heads and I was implying that the wrong head's thought was prevailing

FREE RUM HAMS FOR ALL!

I had two opinions about this post until I read that

Dude did an AMA on reddit the other day can confirm he types just like he talks

Bear Cavalry 4 life

I have that problem too

Meh, I dunno dude I wasn't really feeling it this year. They got 95 wins with only 3 starters being consistent and they didn't even get Hamels until halfway through the season.

It's looking like the Cubs are going to have to fight for the Wild Card this year

When I get my first win I will use all my willpower to make rum rain from the sky

This is literally me everyday I wake up I use to love driving but I kind of feel like thanks to modern science natural selection is no longer a thing and dumb people are the mass now I literally watched some person block, then cut across traffic in the grocery store parking lot because they felt they had to turn at the first turn in instead of the other 4 that are available

Here I was hoping I could just give you a bottle of Rum........

Pooh please grace my team with your Jobu mojo

I was really hoping for some chocolate chip cookies

I did CNC machining for a big oil company and overnight there were way less chiefs and you pretty much got left alone plus they paid you very well to work the 3rd shift It was fun but A) our lunch break was at 3 am so I spent many a nights eating wafflehouse because everything else was closed and B) trying to go to sleep at 9 am is a complete mind fuck

I kind of envy that my sleep schedule was destroyed from working 3rd shift for 3 years