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  1. molarbear
    I didn't shave until college and that was almost at the end of my first year I had like 4 spots on my chin that I thought was dirt, they were little patches of hair
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    Mock it all you want dude You don't have to worry about an endangered species of bird setting up nest in your beard if you can't grow one
  3. molarbear
    I think it'd be more like a Ted Talk than an autobiography it'd be titled "how genetics caused me to stop aging at 14" I'd literally just say the title and then thank everyone for coming to my Ted Talk
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    Enjoy your free wings on the big 3-0
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    Bue Beam Boobeam trap, where speed runs die
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    I could see him sitting at the end of a rainbow with a pot of gold, all dressed in green like a total bitch Feel free to tell him I said this, it's all outta love
  8. molarbear
    Dafuq has Sawdy been? I miss that prick
  9. molarbear
    I don't know if you've watched Generation Kill but they make fun of that commercial
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    See, at least on here when people say crazy shit I can pretend like I don't know them With FB I have to actively accept the fact that at some point I accepted their friend request
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    molarbear replied to molarbear's topic in Free-For-All

    Yeah I openly joke about my inability to grow facial hair That dude straight up rocked pubes on his face
  12. molarbear
    When I was a kid I thought this was so fucking awesome
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    Holy Shit dude, you should have heard people here when he left the Thunder How dare a player to want to pursue a better opportunity
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    Ya know Words hurt sometimes
  17. molarbear
    It's ok bruh I cried too
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    Imma need a big ole fuzzy dog or something to sweeten the deal
  19. molarbear
    I don't want to drive 15 hours
  20. molarbear
    I got drunk the other night and watched a documentary about a dog and elephant that were best friends It was super wholesome until the dog got killed by coyotes
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    excuse me sir, I'm 14 now Respect the Stache
  22. molarbear
    Mochi is on Discord I miss Renji because aside from Guybeardmane she was the other doggo lover
  23. molarbear
    my link isn't working
  24. molarbear
    You were suppose to focus on the dropped on your head part
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