Vamped

Boy .... learning about these previous relationship/character arcs on the back end just keeps getting better/worse

So this fucking thing at the end of the day .... I made this patient an appointment as requested at a foot clinic (that I had to search for because he changed his insurance and most of the podiatrists are out of network) earlier this month. Now over the course of the month this same patient tries to slip in asymptomatic by taking Tylenol to mask his fever. Gets found out, gets moved to the covid shift because he's positive. Now he has covid so I canceled the appointment at the foot clinic then immediately called him yesterday to say.... hey its canceled because of your covid 19 status, I'll reschedule after your isolation. Okay no problem. I'm in the middle of another goddammit problem and the foot clinic calls ..... uhhh he showed up, we turned him away he's been sitting outside in the cold for 3 HOURS?!! THE FUCK??!! I don't even know how the fuck he got there because I did NOT schedule his transportation being as how he has covid and only covid specialized transports will transport our patients. I call his emergency contact. She says .. he doesn't have covid, he doesn't go anywhere MA'AM HES BEEN COVID POSITIVE SINCE (date tested at the clinic) ..... again THE FUCK I don't get off until 6 GO GET YOUR FUCKING COVID POSITIVE FATHER WHO HAS BEEN SITTING IN THE COLD FOR 3 HOURS!!! THE FUCK?!!

I have no idea why they bought 2 in the first place. I really can't wrap my head around it. My mom was saying they were going to get a female at one point and I was like ... why? Are y'all planning to breed them?! Like I legit have no idea where/how they decided any of this was a good idea My stepdad rigged up a partition with a piece of plexiglass and the more aggressive fish hopped his little ass right over it once he figured out there was enough space to fit. He's probably gonna hop back over it and finish the job if the other one doesn't die first. I'm not sure how long he can last on his side.

I keep telling my mom when he gets old and frail all of the animals he's mistreated are gonna haunt the shit out of him.

My parents got a betta fish for the miniature to keep at their house. So they got him a big tank , heater, plants, and he got pretty huge for a betta but he died around Xmas .... so tell me why these fools bought two more. So I was telling my step dad .... you're going to have to get two tanks, you can't put them both in the same tank, they'll fight - they'll be fine, I'll put a piece of glass in there to separate them So I'm like ... You're gonna stress these fucking fish out. Just get them two tanks or take one back. These fish will fight! - You dont know what you're talking about Okay then So my step dad got tired of having to clean the tank every so often so he decides to take the heater out of it and move the tank into the livingroom ... and guess what ... one of them hoped his little aggressive ass over the divider and attacked the other one. I got a call from my mom telling me my stepdad had to reach into tank and thump the aggressor to make him let go of the more passive one. Every time I drop the miniature off I just get sad. The fish is laying on its side at the top of the tank with its fins fucked up. So I asked them what are they going to do. nothing I just hope it dies soon because thats fucked up. I can't do anything about it.

DickFight Island showed up my feed and I was like ... nobody every told me wtf it was about. But they did and I forgot XD

Why you wanna know?

I dont know why it took me so long to finish it but I kept thinking .... did this man and everybody else forget he has a wife

Wait ... what is 1-900 HOTDOG?

fingerling

I would like to sit in the middle of the forum floor and whine Pat's and Katt's name like an annoying little kid because somebody's mental illness is annoying the fuck out of me at this moment. Maybe I'm just hangry.

So .... what goes down in it? Oh wait nvm. Somebody already told me but it wasn't anything about blowjobs so I forgot until today

Selfish?!!

Uhm .... so about this Dickfight Island ???

The miniature was watching My Little Pony with my mom yesterday so when I asked her if she liked it, she said .... it's alright, the baby said his favorite pony is Meredith .... MEREDITH the little white one with the dark hair. ...... Uhhh ....RARITY? Naw, it's MEREDITH MOMA THE PONY'S NAME IS RARITY I lost my shit laughing at her and I can't stop thinking about it XD What in the Greys Anatomy/My Little Pony crossover universe is going on?!

I was the opposite. People came to visit and expected to hold the baby. My stepdad's sister literally pulled the miniature out of my hospital gown to hold him. No concern that I didn't have anything on under it except for those hospital mesh pamper pad panties they give you to bleed into afterwards

I mean.... warming centers are already a thing but ok

They made me watch it at the dentist when I was getting my root canal. They chose the movie .... so I slick think it was because I'm black but I can't confirm lol

He was in coming to America 2 .... I think (?)