Vamped

The fuck did I get back on Twitter for XD

Fuck it. Imma have to go ahead and watch those new episodes of AOT

.... Are you serious?

Scheduled like 8 patients for an interview at the local paratransit agency to get them discounted transportation to the clinic through our city bus service. ...... called them today just to confirm they were still on the schedule. The office is closed indefinitely. I was like .... sooo any idea if you're going to re-schedule the existing appointments??? ........... nooooope .... maybe April ? Cool Beans. Just when I thought I had solved all of my transportation issues. Is it too late to get my CDL because bruuuh ... me, a corgi, and the miniature will be hitting the highway making long haul deliveries in a hot minute.

You are in control, you can turn it off. I only dealt with that shit in small doses when it was only on youtube. I turned it off after like 2 minutes because I couldn't take it. If you wanna jam to that shit, you have to do it with your grandma. Baby Shark though, I can jam to that. I used to make the kids dance to it when I was doing group therapy. They were all like ... oh mah god this is lame ... then once it gets going everybody's into it.

Write that down. Thats a good enough plot line for a porn You just need 2 bisexual dudes and an older lady

I don't like that everytime I type p in the Incognito tab it auto fills with help for porn addiction Also ... there are porns of people fucking sex dolls Lol pap John's

The Pap John's by my aunts house closes at 4pm and I was like that's gotta be a mistake why would they close that early on a Friday *loud gunfire at 4:45pm* Oh that's why.

That's 2 fish atrocities in 1 month. Imma need everybody to chill visual representation of me trying to handle my stress

I can do 10 bucks. I have no idea what the going rate of commissary snacks are in prison ...... does everybody experience that point where you become an adult and find out all the tea in the family and now shit starts making sense that you were totally oblivious to before?! A younger me would've been like .... no way, my people dont pull stuff like this But adult me has experienced my grandpa forget who the fuck he was talking to and told me and my sister that while he was working as a truck driver (probably without proper credentials now that I think about it) he ran into a woman in the grocery store that asked him if he could spare some change to get her kids some food and he was like .... okay sure. I''ll get you some groceries for the week and I'll give you a ride home. so I'm like ... okay cool .... Reverend grandpa bragging about his good deeds. except he goes on to say he did exactly that and was helping the lady unload the groceries and the lady was like .... thank you so much for your help because I only have 2 dollars in the bank. and he says .... what you talking about, your bank looks full to me ...what? So he tells the lady that her vagina is her bank and she is going to pay him now .... I want you to understand that he told us .... the lady said no but he got his payment anyway. so this is one of these stories of several that have come out ... also he will go into graphic detail unless you just say fuck it and leave. So much stuff has come out since my grandma died and now I'm only respectful to him as a sign of respect to my mom but if he asks me for something ...

I can't remember if I posted the backstory to this situation or not but I'll just recap real in quick in case I didn't. So my cousin has been letting his most recent baby's mother live with him. (He claims they're not together, have never really been together, ((she's always knowingly been a side chick)). So since they're not together, he went out for New Years Eve, had a good time, came back drunk. So the alleged side chicks gets mad, pours Clorox in my cousins $4,000 dollar aquarium set up. It was a really cool, really expensive set up. He's got a lot of exotic fish and all his kids have named the fish, they get really excited about them etc. .... well not anymore because all of them are now exotic little corpses. She also throws bleach on the furniture and some of his sneakers So he flies off the handle and they fight. He roughs her up pretty bad because my uncle told us it didn't look good. ......So apparently they have a history of fighting but this time is just really bad so she leaves the house and calls the police. Meanwhile my aunt goes over there to get the baby because shit went left. My cousin leaves and the police show up and its just my aunt and the baby and a house full of bleach so they called CPS. Warrant issued for my cousin's arrest. Fast Forward: So one of my cousins other side chicks says ... don't worry about anything, I got 5,000 cash to pay the bond and I can cover the legal fees. My cousin says Nah ... I dont ask my girl(s?) for money, my family will pay for it. So the side chick goes over to the other girl's house and fights her because she offered to pay his legal fees ... she gets her ass beat and then arrested. I'm like how do you keep starting these fights and getting your ass beat every time? Maybe stop trying to fight people?! No excuse for my cousin to put his hands on the girl either though. But I'm just like .... bruh I dont know what "family" going to pay your legal fees. I can put like 10 bucks on your books for like 2 honey buns and some toilet paper if you go to jail for real. These crimes against fish need to stop.

I knew I didn't like you, but now you've showed your ass so You done showed yo whole ass !! Also these expressions typed out lol

Excuse me while I put my muscular dick in that muscleh pussy

Are you figuring the words out because they're hidden or ...

You marry them so that .... nobody else can? I dont understand

For a second I thought we were talking about that dead baby in the Witcher 3 but it's a lubberkin.