Vamped

lol these comics .... instead of watching the training I'm supposed to be doing

So you just popped up and was like .... Fuck Princess Peach, I'mma drag her on the internet?

You ever think about the people on the boards that you know their real names but you still refer to them as their usernames ... it's weird

I don't even look in the women's section. I just go straight for the men

We can't be out here touching intimately in a pandemic

I should probably stop talking out loud to myself. I dropped some papers in the receptionist area and was like "OMG get your life together" and this old person thought I was talking to them. I might have to fight them in the parking lot at 4:30

Happy Birthday!

6 mins into The Tinder Swindler

Look ... Im barely getting up to do 30 mins of exercise before work. barely

Oh ... gawd.... did I just get up on a Sunday morning to clean and listen to music *drops mop*

I ... want that hoodie now

Bruh .... I told you I was taking PTO. You said sure thing and approved it, why you texting me about work?! I'll reply on Monday at 8:45am .... maybe 9:30

Why they put somebody's auntie's wig on that damn Groundhog?!! XD

In retrospect, my ass has gotten me into trouble only a couple of times XD

What is a milk sandwich? Are you eating snow? I don't understand?