Vamped

I'm not surprised after you said you'd smash the monster ladies with the backward feet in that one thread that one time

You have friend on the board?

Look ... I sent you a picture of my nude ankle I think it's time you make an honest woman out of me Please respond .... openly on this forum infront of all of my friends so they know I'm not delusional and that we have something special ..... Did I mention all these people are my friends? Stilgar and TopGun are my best friends My bestest friends

You're toying with his emotions by repeatedly not confirming your apparent secret friendship

I hate it when little kids are right infront of the toilet and they shake their heads like they're possessed and the vomit goes everywhere

Apparently the board is actually a league of villains, spearheaded by criminal mastermind Sawdamizer. Through some heinous evil doing and manipulation, the league has converted a kind, compassionate maiden from her virtues into a sinister acolyte of darkness and betrayal. Now the only hope is if somehow Buddy can overcome his penchant for emotional crimes and be the hero he is meant to be I can't wait for the next episode

.... what are we taking personally about this absolutely not normal conversation?

Me .... a troll?!

So I'm feeling way better, almost all the way back to normal. Bring the miniature home, he falls asleep almost immediately on the couch and I'm like ... for the past 2 times he's gone to sleep super early on a Friday, he usually gets a fever and gets sick. >.> No fever. Suspicious. He pops up at 8pm back to his usual self. So I was like ... okay guess he was just tired. I wake up at 3:45, he's hot. 101.5 fever. Fuck. Give him Tylenol and a sip of caprisun, get back in the bed 3 mins later

Might wanna do a little dusting and then repost it

I just subscribed to Discovery + So now I've got my trash TV back so now I'm back on 90 days fiance: Before the 90 days and 1000lb sisters

.... all that dumb shit about no working from home without everybody's approval. Roll up to work today and the phones are down so I can't do any of my assessments because I need to talk to the patients on the phone because they dont want us on the floor. well congratulations because I'm not using my cell phone IN the clinic Guess I'll just dink around on the internet

I think my favorite part was Jet at the recital while Spike in the background doing all the work And The Mink And some parts where you can see how somebody put curlers in John Cho's hair lol

Just lie about it XD

I read thar way to early this morning at work and was like nope .... don't need to accidentally say cock rings at work Neeerp

It's not, I feel fancy when I shop at Costco compared to not feeling fancy at Sam's

I associate pinky rings with pimps

I too sometimes feel fancy when I shop in Costco instead of Sam's and Target instead of Walmart

Do men wear rings .... just for... fun?

Pixelated meat? ...... ............ Like in hentai?

If my cousin hadn't have opened the door when I pulled up, I was going to pee in my grandpa's yard .... beside the car .... more politely in the backyard ... either way There was going to be human urine on the grass