Vamped

They're having an interview next to my office and I'm trying my best not to blow my nose, cough, or sneeze too much ... because .... I dont want to scare anyone away

Trying to breathe through one nostril and this N95 is getting real old real fast. And its cold AF in here. I already had on 2 layers, now I'm putting on my hoodie over my scrubs because I'm freezing.

It was 79 degrees Saturday. Its like 29 degrees now.

We snuck out to a bar our senior year of high-school and let this girl get drunk AF and drive us home. We watched her drink but none of had a license at the time. Luckily there was no traffic and no cops because I swear she was fucked up. >.> They also busted that bar like 3 weeks later for serving alcohol to minors

Watching The Golden Girls in between my naps/bouts of unconsciousness

I literally just finished slathering myself with vaseline and lotion XD

.... I don't think I can take that. I have emergency lotion everywhere just for that reason.

Help me understand the sentence because the way I'm reading the options are you get 1 million dollars or there's a magic wallet. You open your wallet to a penny. Everytime you open the wallet there's a penny but you have to use the previous penny to retrieve the new penny. That's how the sentence reads to me. If that's the case there's no way you can pull multiple pennies out in a second consistently enough to make a profit. The options didn't say anything about having to be responsible with the profits. Just seems like working for some pennies would be long and tedious when you could just get a million. You could just start at Jeff Bezos vs slapping packages together in the Amazon warehouse and accumulating cripping back pain for 15 years until you're wearing orthopedic shoes and eating vending machine cupcakes until you get diabetes and a divorce Whether you choose to be a villain or blow it on hookers and cocaine is irrelevant

Nobody has quick efficient hands to pull out 3 pennies in a second if you have to use a penny to pull out the 2nd penny.

It doesn't say the pennies will fall out, you have to pull the penny out with the previous penny. Ain't nobody got time for that. My hands will have cramped up before I get 20 dollars.

Sinus infection Or Omicron

Goddammit!!!

Here's a New Year's Eve Yokai XD Kanbari Nyūdō (加牟波理入道) this lascivious, hairy Japanese monster in priest robes only appears on New Year’s Eve, for the purpose of spying on you as you do your business. Worse, if you’re to its liking, it might even lovingly stroke your back. Or lick you with its long, long tongue. Those who are molested then suffer bad luck for an entire year. The salt on the injury being, victims also develop constipation. Without a doubt, one of the most disgusting, and invasive, and perverted Yokai to have about your home. To say the least. Why are so many people being fondled by demons in the bathroom?!

Why would you fuck around with some pennies?

Please enlighten me, I'm currently spiraling down an internet hole in mythology. It started with a simple query "What is Bowser" to an investigation of Japanese mythological beings ... apparently humans keep their souls in their butts and Kappas will drown you to get it out ... of your butt please hold my calls I'm just gonna keep editing this post because these stories are tripping me out Kappa are said to be helpful to humans sometimes, although I suspect only when there's something in it for them. At least it's possible to make a deal with one in certain circumstances. One odd feature of the kappa is that it supposedly is talented in health care, making salves and medicines and setting broken bones. If you yank off a kappa's arm (like when it's sticking it up out of the toilet to fondle you) it knows how to reattach it, if it gets it back in time. They've been known to teach someone their medical secrets in return for getting their arm back.

YOO why doesn't anybody take this man's insurance. I'm trying not to send him to a crappy ass clinic .... but options are few and limited

Im sorry .... how is Bowser supposed to look mid thrust? How much thought have you put into Bowser smashing exactly?

I dunno man ... every time I go there's something surprising. Even the smallest of things from .... why is this Burger King selling beer at 8am? to watching a lady walking through the casino infront of me, take too wide of a step and her little wrap dressed rolled all the way up her ass to her waist. Her whole butt was just out in the middle of the casino. There's also a surprising amount of babies on the strip at all hours. Where else could you peek out of your hotel room and watch a white dude drag himself down the hall to his hotel room in the middle of the night with no shoes on. Sir where did you lose your shoes?! There's always something happening

Looks like he's eating wings at hooters specifically?

I just want a pair of sweats that dont cling to my ankles/ calves

Either way .... nobody is bothered about the SuperSmash happening and that's the important thing

Osmosis episode 3

Encanto - 8/10