Vamped

Hugh Jackman is in it.

Wait nevermind. I can also watch City of Angels to watch Nicholas Cage cry into a pear XD I hate Nicholas Cage so much ... it is like the best movie

Kate & Leopold is like the only movie like that I can watch.

get up and beat her ass

Ah yes .... a heart

I used to sleep and not eat but I don't have time/quiet or my anxiety won't let me fall all the way asleep.

Bruh .... these ladies pressuring these dudes into giving them the D on 90 day fiancé

I stepped in between the concrete side walk and the track to a roller coaster thinking there was a space in between them with a floor. There wasn't. My whole leg up to top most point of my thigh was danging. This one lady pulled me up. I dunno if she was just super strong or it was the adrenaline but she pulled me out out of there before I could panic. And I still rode the thing. The fucking Zippin Pippin .... XD Elvis' favorite roller coaster .... out there trying to die as a teen

Thats both your coffee table and your cum bruh

Cause there's no way I'm cleaning up anybody else's house. I will politely let myself out and lock the bottom lock afterwards

What about english breakfast? Could we interest you in beans on toast?

I'm struggling today. Struggling to get started, to get motivated, to do anything really meanwhile the MD and RD are talking about their trips abroad I think I may need to change jobs again.

You asked where ya mom at, we assumed you were talking about ours.

Tubby toast

I dont feel like peopling today .... but I can't hide in my office. Im going to make myself seen, excuse me while I plaster on my fake smile beneath by surgical mask and N95

My mom is too petty and contradictory. She'll be like ... ain't nothing going in my mouth but then when she gets mad at my step-dad, she'll say she should've swallowed Somebody please get my mom off the internet

Was this some sort of breaking news?

It's called progressive muscle relaxation XD I guess you could do kegels as part of it

Follow me for more secrets to excellent mental health. Tips include: Just don't be sad. Just be happy. Stop being poor. And my best advice yet .... Stop shouting your paranoid conspiracy ramblings in public. Funnel them at a small group of people on a message board

Oh that's easy. Don't panic