Vamped

Is Atlantic City better than Vegas?

I'm gonna watch to see how fucking terrible it is.

I ... can only make myself feel old ..... er

I was gonna try and a buy ticket but it looks like somebody won it.

I feel like that last time was Long Haul driver

Nah ..... I'm actually not thirsty. I'd probably be more pissed about the wine glass though .... that shit is for classy occasions

LMAO That is fucking gold

Its probably a dude

We've gone 8 months without the mad pooper showing up. Just everything else that could go wrong has gone wrong. I've been running around since I came in .... well except now. Now I'm on break.

You know what they say about women with big feet? They usually have to wear men's athletics shoes

I'm so done with today ... :::

the way i treat people

nothing a pajama sleep over party with some friends cant fix. A little wine, make some brownies, order in ..... worse case scenario .... a clean murder and cover up with legit alibis

ohno I thought they had beaks .... the one at the bottom looks like he's putting in work.

well shit .... make all the money

wtf are they even talking about?!

I make 15.59 now. I was willing to take a pay cut for a state department of children's services job just because I need some more social work experience. This non profit is hiring but its a youth residential center I've heard horror stories from some of the master level students I interned with.

just a feelin' ..... then you make good with the sex part soon.

I imagine it being quick and desperate .... with a ginger in a green sundress and a white sweater. But not desperate in a negative way .... desperate in the romance novel way .... like you've been trying not to have sex but then .... it happens