Vamped

Why do all the female turians look like death in the face?

Considering they're both old ... they probably wake up to arthritis.

I expect to be fucking exhausted in the morning. My mum wants to go to the store bright and early in the morning to shop for Easter din din .... before everyone else wakes up. annnnnnd I'm working late Good news is .... this is my last 12 hour shift of the semester fuck graduate school

Get a humidifier and some Vicks humidifier solution. You only need a little bit of it. Not even a whole capful. Pour it into the humidifier It helps so fucking much.

Why is she so young looking? who is still watching pokemon? After Mew and Mewtwo I was done

I was trying to find some "get down on Friday" memes ... instead I found some terrible memes about down syndrome

I got thick black out curtains. I don't do sunlight

Im probably never going back there again

whut I'm not a big fan of semen. I guess I'll end up with saggy old people skin

pfft jergens doesn't make baby butts

I'm a little mad. He told me I had working girl hands .... so I dunno if that means a life of doing hard labor .... or if I have the hands of a prostitute

I'm legit creeped out. His hands are like soft baby butts ... or baby legs :::

I have no hang ups about pooping at work

sex and fat women? or sex with fat women?

Find a new place. I'd seek some legal advice if they're going to bill you and see if you can break your lease because of the bugs returning

smells like allergies

I would never let anyone do it. I'd be too afraid I'd have to fart

sooo .... off brand alcohol will fix it?

if you've got a good deep freezer its good

She's on Rickey Smiley's radio show ... and TV show

whut I can't decide who I wanna bang yet

Sure why not

I'm iffy about both Beauty and the Beast and Ghost in the Shell I might go see 2 for 1 at the drive in ... but I dunno