Vamped

I have like .... 6 subway receipts on my passenger seat .... I finally threw them away today when I got to work

the rapist kind of therapist?

Me and that car went through alot together! It was mah baby. But now I too have a 2016 Kia Soul

my manager and co workers could not deal with the level of petty , snide remarks, and general "I dont give a fuck moments" I have internally if I was my real self at work. Also .... I would have shitty customer service skills Fake it til you make it.

Well I mean .... my pits are more likely to be out more than my cooter. Nobody wants harry pits in a sundress. >.> unless she went in knowing sex was coming.

::spin:: The most I've gotten for a raise is .75 cents

I stopped watching after she got with the drug lord/politician and one of the kids killed someone. They fell into a pool or something. I can't really remember. I just remember it started to look like they were just trying to extend the show for the hell of it.

The size of that car makes me uncomfortable and I used to drive a Geo Metro

I never got one in highschool or college. I've still got my high school senior shirt though

I usually just use the fragrance oils they have at the beauty supply stores on my skin. They last longer and are much cheaper and I may spray some Bath & Body Works body spray on my clothes

I would fucking go

getting in some study and practice time for taking the GRE

Its about time for some new headaches

I went to nights to do my internship in the day time but now I'm too fucking good at this job so I can't have my old spot back. ..... well more like half the night shift are terrible workers so me and another chick pick up everybody's slack in addition to our stuff ... and the stuff we have to finish for the day side.

get into baking. Bitches love cupcakes 8)

okay well like .... work out at the gym in the morning and swim laps at night.

Well ... thats what I would be doing. Right now Im at work posting and eating peanut M&Ms

When I get a new job, I just plan on sending my senior manager a bag of candy dicks

Working out twice a day every day

but why would they order him to go visit his estranged father unsupervised? Geezus

bleeding profusely?

I have a not quite 2 year old .... we haven't mastered potty training yet

dun have no fancy HBOs anymore

shitty