Vamped

I imagine it being quick and desperate .... with a ginger in a green sundress and a white sweater. But not desperate in a negative way .... desperate in the romance novel way .... like you've been trying not to have sex but then .... it happens

You just send out unsolicited dick pics to all the women you know and maybe one of them will reply back. Make sure its an impressive dick though.

I like to make believe how regular people I see have sex. Especially people in airports.

I applied for one of those. Didnt have enough experience. But how am I supposed to get experience!?!

What do you do?

I always assumed Mochi was a bottom

Stop being so nice !

go to the door nekkid next time

Nope. I think I like being single and alone. I wouldn't be completely alone anymore because I have a 2 year old now but those -all by myself and a betta fish- fancy midtown apartment- days were heaven! I hate I had to move back in with my parents but my goal is to get my own place again . I love peace and quiet - NEED it.

Might as well stay where I am until I start and finish my masters

Well .... they e-mail you when you apply, again for a "first round interview", again when you pass that, and then again either for a second round interview. The previous job I applied for I was told I made the eligible candidates list and then nothing else.

How much do those call centers pay anyway? I can't seem to find a job in my college field of study because I don't have enough legit social work experience.

I applied for a job at the state like a month and half ago ... just got an e-mail saying thanks for your interest, we've filled the requisition.

You have a scheduled time to take a break? They don't usually care what time we go on break as long as you take a break ... I think there's a rule where you can't take a break within 1 hour of coming in but otherwise .... free for all.

I started wearing a new "green" deodorant today. Went out in the warehouse for a bit .... it wore off super quick so I re-applied it ... but my shirt is still musty and I'm training someone and all I can smell is sweaty armpits on my shirt

The more you know ....

I found this old porn VHS when I was in middle school called "Looking for Booty." It was about some guy who lost his dog named "Booty" and he's essential going around looking for him I just thought the whole thing was ridiculous every scene was like ..... you're looking for booty? ... how about this booty?

My god ..... my anxiety level just shot up!

He's your old black uncle type funny

I never learned how to play for real.

>.> Slugs dont have shells They're hobos

I'll probably have mine tomorrow Gonna get some pizza, snuggle up in my jammies and watch some redbox stuff after Im done at the zoo