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  1. Vamped
    You can get on that male prostitute
  2. Vamped
    uhm ... how about a black and white photo of Blake Shelton instead?
  3. Vamped
    You keep your dirty dick away from my horse !
  4. Vamped
    best I can do on short notice. Kinda looks like they have some terrible vaginal pain though
  5. Vamped
    So you want bad breath?
  6. Vamped
    uhm .... well I could get you a dad for like 5 hours .... but he might actually be a male prostitute I'll try to find the one who uses the least drugs
  7. Vamped
    I thought you'd like this better
  8. Vamped
    I got you this instead Its magic .... just like you
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    You know,

    Vamped replied to Greeny's topic in Free-For-All

    I like almost anyone who isn't Nicholas Cage
  10. Vamped
    You could probably give some blow jobs and get your way People hardly ever turn down blow jobs
  11. Vamped
    I actually preferred Issac in Deadspace over Issac in DeadSpace 2 because he didn't react to much of anything ... me on the other hand ... I reacted for him. We can't both go to shit. One of us has to keep it together.
  12. Vamped
    repulsion
  13. Vamped
    Luckily I'm not a sweet old granny or I would be really hurt over this.
  14. Vamped
    Thats apparently the only way to quit at my job
  15. Vamped
    You're supposed to criticize the gift when I'm not around to witness it!!
  16. Vamped
    yay! I still got 17 more minutes before I have to fight old ladies over cakes at the grocery store
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    llamas
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    wool
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    Mass Effect Left 4 Dead Dragon Age Origins
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    sheep
  25. Vamped
    dammit I hate the internet
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