Vamped

a coma you say?

..... pfft ... outside I dont go outside until hoodie season

Id rather not say

..... white jesus ...

Impossible!

Back in my day the history channel played reactments of historical events and mythology.... I was gonna say well atleast they still have Mysteries at the Museum but thats the Travel Channel so nevermind

Ooooh .... I dunno why the first thing came to my mind was Gumball. I think their last name is watterson

I feel like we had to get it to start school but I woke up with chicken pox in the 2nd grade. I remember because it was the day my brother was born so I was quarantined at my grandma's house XD

fuck that. I'd choose AC every time

I did try and go into their family bathroom with the minature in his stroller but somebody left their kid in the bathroom alone without locking the door so we made eye contact for like 30 seconds before I backed the stroller out. I still dont think she locked the door back either. it was a bad poop too.

=_= I wish I could quit you but where else am I going to find unnecessary drama just for the sake of unnecessary drama that I can observe safely from the outside but also have the option to insert unnecessary memes and comment unnecessarily?

giving the hoohah too much power. Its not even that bad

Im done celebrating. Collected some free food and a beer and now im back home. Fuckers are gonna be popping fireworks all weekend

Go for glory my dude

Sounds like a good plan to me

Look here .... you and stilgar are not about to make me the wierd one in this thread of stupid google searches brah.

I have never actually eaten there. I only ever end up buying a slushie and the little chocolate covered marshmellows XD

Its got its own little indention in the rail lol

Is it normal to eat period blood? ........ No .... obviously you drink it

I'm up to 7 dollars ..... I decided to help this old fucking lady get this "present" for her grandchild off a truck and into her car IT WAS A FUCKING 60LB BABY MERCEDES POWER WHEEL THING I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CAR YOU LITTLE SHIT

I need one that accepts credit card swipes

Gonna have to do better than that