Vamped

I never volunteer for anything when people start planning parties ..... Like .... I can bring paper plates, drinks, booze, or like some cakes from Sam's

I mean .... furniture shopping gets me going so .... I'm biased in this regard ..... but fuck getting up early

ehh in my old age Independence Day doesn't do anything but annoy me when I'm trying to sleep

Thats how its going to be here Friday .... I'll be here but I'll be watching hulu or netflix the whole time so .... whatever

only USD and ass panera bread giftcards also

I need atleast an outline of expectations Im afraid we cant be friends. Ill still take the money though

Im 30. I dont know shit about proms Also they didnt play that at my prom XD

I got plans .... big plans

Its still all the rage at strip clubs

I need that money for alcohol in vegas

Do some comedy shows at a nursing home. You'll have a captured....err captivated audience and they might give you free lunch

Thats okay. You can just give me the money directly

.... have a baby? Volunteer? Be a mentor pass out clean needles and narcan to prostitutes and drug addicts donate some books to a local library adopt a dog adopt a cat .... return the cat buy some guinea pigs

-fuck bitches -get money

I set it up at work .... so far I have 3 dollars in quarters In my defense ... shit was crazy today and some of those drivers are dumb as fuck Also some of the drivers put in some quarters so ... so really I've only earned like .... one dollar ... and they were mostly "shit"

We had Waldensbooks in the mall near my house, then Bretano's I think, and eventually all we had left was Borders in the big mall further away. I knew all the people that worked there by their names

....is this a question?

Tough old broads that swear and keep switch blades in their bras ... my kinda people

I vote you just get some masculine 30-35 year old, dress em sexy and watch the panties drop. Granny panties

I never said anything about that. You're overthinking this.

Go get a few people pregnant. Then you'll definitely leave something behind

Good thing I only bought books from Borders ..... shit I miss Borders

>.> oooooh im not good with changing habits. If I was, I would probably be a vegan with an outstanding social life and 3 dogs

You should just do it and get it over with ... like looking fugg's cooter.