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UnevenEdge

Vamped

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  1. Well .... I dont fap in the kitchen everywhere is fair game
  2. Its my house, I fap where I want
  3. I also have 6 but I use them all. XD
  4. Might have to sacrifice some virgins or approximately 3.7 old people Results will vary
  5. Simple. Witchcraft
  6. Well he was in the bed.
  7. When the comb overs dont work its time to go bald Or >.>
  8. I refuse to part with any of my pillows. We're either going to have to fight, or they're going to have to take a nap until I wake up. I dont get enough sleep as it is.
  9. A .... sex demon?
  10. Are we still talking about expensive home repairs and home improvements? >.> I now have the intense urge to watch HGTV like the adult I am
  11. Fuck you gif
  12. Sounds like me driving around seeing "Birds Arent Real" billboards. I laughed for days
  13. Nope. Is there one tonight?
  14. I only grab asses if the booty is worth it. Nobody wants to waste time grabbing for empty space in the back of dad jeans.
  15. I was so into Creed in highschool. As an adult I have no idea why but I bet I still remember all the songs XD
  16. Im using the kindle reader app on my phone.
  17. They gave you points for leaving XD
  18. I dont want a gravestone. I want there to be a party and then I want to be sprinkled in like the ocean or something. None of that sad shit. No ashes sitting in a pretty urn on the mantel
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