Vamped

What's the stich?!

Probe em before they can probe you

Drink a hot toddy, you wont suffer as much if you're unconscious

Its about IKEA, the whole company, how it operates and its origins. Its in a docuseries on Netflix. Every episode is about something else. I think the last one I watched was about vaping and then this one started and it was about IKEA and I was like ... oh gawd T.T This might be too sad for me to watch

Death Parade

is .... is that Fabio?!

Me trying to watch this documentary about IKEA only to find out its about dead babies, deforrestation, and Nazis *on my IKEA pillows*

Ok. Here goes: Ive offered you 8 suggestions already .... for the love of God ... WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT?!!

Drowning in pussy o.o

never

I still cringe when I go back and read a post where I omitted a word

I got a game for ya

It makes my lips feel so greasy I feel like I'm wiping it off my face for days ... like I'm smearing it onto my cheeks but its never going anywhere and the grease is becoming me. so ... I don't induldge

I went to a client's home today .... it was full of puppers. Like there were puppies everywhere.

WTF DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BUY DRAGON AGE INQUISITION FOR XB1 WHEN I ALREADY HAVE THE GAME FOR XBOX 360 Im not fucking buying this game twice

You mean Im too old to be bisexual?! ..... ............ Son of a bitch!

I will not stop you from being great. I will, however strangle a board member of your choice for half the price Restrictions apply*

Yay. We got our 2% raises in October

=_= Im going to work...as soon as I convince myself to get out of bed

Hmm ... I see you too have a water canon. No matter, mine is cuter