Vamped

So .... this is the person Ive represented myself on the internet as Thats fine. Im not getting married anyway

Get this fucking degree Get this fucking license Vacation Quit and send my managers boxes of dicks

Cs GET DEGREES!!!!! Way to go!! :3

So .... what type of person No .... wait How did you imagine this working out?

Who said there were going to be strippers at the wedding?

>.> Ill probably just fucking get married in Vegas. Chippendales is already there plus there's a chapel at every resort Also .... 2 LARGE COKES?!

I mean ..... they're both terrible XD

Those barn house weddings look cute on TV but .... imma need air conditioning because I dont like to be hot. Im a maid of honor for a wedding next year and its outside in summer .... im just like ... Wait for my reception speech

The miniature likes the Jalapeno chips and the hot pepper relish from Lenny's. Which I think its weird since my ears burn when I eat anything mildly spicy >.> But then I was putting hot sauce in potato salad and slaw when I was pregnant

I actually kind of regret not eating before I left Vegas but I was worried about navigating the airport on my resprained ankle XD They need to hurry up and finish construction on that airport because that was bull.

Not .... in a group

Ive only had Jersey Mikes once at LAX and I think I was too concerned with not looking like I was trying to deep throat it than actually tasting it. So I balled it up and jammed it into my bag

Ive seen people at the Grey Hound station. >.> Some of them look like they would slit your throat for a stick of sugar free gum

I mean .... probably not Chippendales level

Divorce parties are a thing XD Like reverse bachelorette/bacherlor parties

I did not. I still haven't. I watched more yesterday but it gave me weird dreams so .... back to the Amazing World of Gumball before bed again

I dunno I had mine in a 5 gallon and he was pretty cool about it. I put some stuff in there for him to swim through because he liked shooting through holes.

>.> I'd still probably drive though. The weather was perfect when we went in October but I don't know if I want to wait that long

My friend's peeps had this little fat half dachshund. She was so fat her little belly was barely off the floor. She was super chill though. I would have taken that dog if .... not for morals.

Those things are freaking me out like those goldfish with those huge heads

Well fuck

The Field Museum. I wanna take the miniature to see Sue.

I was thinking about taking a train back to Chicago to see that museum I wanted to go to. I think its twice as long by train than car but atleast theres no awkward pooping in truck stops

I would hope that Amtrak doesnt let you poop directly on the tracks XD