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=_= Im having a hard time going back to sleep because I had this crazy ass dream that made me anxious. You didnt ask for this but Ill tell you anyway. I was sleeping (in the dream) with this old dying lady and she was asking for water so I got up even though I was exhausted to get her some, I help her drink it and then for some reason Im Will Smith buying drugs to sell on the street from a very attractive asian man in a very well made suit. Then theres like a drug raid as Im trying to buy the drugs, a car chase, I run over ... like a lot of people (criminals, police, no idea) and then Im just running from the police ... i stop running to flirt with this woman through her bedroom window until this fat police officer climbs up the tree and then I presume running away ... all while still being Will Smith Also ... like Laurence Fishburne is there ....?

No, its a reverse harem in anime world Not anymore, catch up Best answer XD You win

If you dont want to be friends with benefits, dont. Dont cheat yourself. Monogamy? Sister wives? Brother Husbands? A harem? Reverse Harem? Do what you want

No idea. Im going to brunch in a little bit

Meh?! I haven't watch the show yet but the game is fucking glorious!

I get the same thing every time XD And im also getting my masters and license in social work

https://www.16personalities.com/isfj-personality Defender Ive had to take this at work and at school.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

The character's name is literally Geralt of Rivia

No idea. I'm just gonna go on vacation in Las Vegas and get married for like 400 bucks at a chapel ... then enjoy the rest of the vacation >.> Then go on another vacation onwards to the honeymoon.

Gawd the farts ...

Awww .... I'd sit on both your faces. Take you to a nice dinner and tell you you're beautiful. You're both just swell.

Swole Rudolph

Just finished Part 2 of Carole and Tuesday

One of my friends loves cow tongue but every time I have it, I just imagine a live cow trying to shove its tongue down my throat and I just immediately swallow the bite whole XD

If you can deal with the pain ... why not just skip the meds tomorrow ?

=_= Im paying for Netflix and Funimation. Ill probably get around to Disney + Maaaaybe. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe

It doesnt look weird. Some of the eyes in anime are too fucking big. Same thing with stupid big titties. Aesthetics are sometimes important >.> some how even with the weird body proportions in One Piece tits are still a priority. People like what they like.

So ..... no Netflix and chill?

I couldn't get into One Piece because of the way it looks. I gave it a chance when it was coming on Saturday mornings because I watched everything on FoxKids/the FoxBox/ whatever .... still couldn't get into One Piece. Sometimes I can come back on a random episode in an anime I abandoned and get hooked on it (like Naruto) but when I tried it again with One Piece *buff AF reindeer in a pink top hat emerges*

That was fun. My wifi start crapping out so I'm going to bed XD

I cant even drink a whole can anymore. >.<

I uninstalled facebook from my phone and I feel better. Also it made me start back reading. >.> But today I read a part in this kindle book where the main character felt "a roar in her breasts" and Im contemplating my life choices again . This book is .... ass

We are wearing shorts Its like 70 degrees XD