Vamped

they have mounted hand sanitizer dispensers in the bathroom, right outside the bathroom, and right when you walk into the office. He uses none of them. They make a little robot sound when you use them ... which I can also hear/see from my desk He's just wiping dick residue everywhere

=_= I can hear everything that goes on the our office's Men's room from my desk . This new senior manager never washes his hands Please wash your hands .... I'm sure there's dick smears all over the top of my desk now

Sure why not. Why look at somebody else's face as you orgasm when you can look at your own

Well ... I can say this is not something I've dreamed about before XD

I still like Cobra Commander better. sexually >.> Something about the uniform and the gloves

Lol I love Cobra Commander though

Farting at work

Me and Katt are still coming over for the sleep over. Gonna bother ya extra hard

I find its a pretty big shocker to people who know me professionally or through school to discover just how much I swear and my asshole tendency of being too honest. I'm apparently sweet and virginal in public .... except I'm not.

Dresses XD

Potato salad

Shopping for furniture

Stop hitting on your boss

3 people at my internship are down sick and 2 at my actual paying job

HGTV

College football .... but only when my school is playing

Brussel sprouts

>.> Who is the Megatron to his Starscream?! XD

Wait .... what?

He was always doing dumb petty shit I feel like Starscream was always kinda waiting for Megatron to get killed .... he's like ... Ill assist you .... but not really lol

I dont know what you're talking about. The real world is full of assholes .... just like it is here

I mean ... there were plenty of cross species sex in Star Trek so .... unless you're talking about abducting some alien on a remote uncivilized planet .....