SwimModSponges

Drink dark beers. Get a bottle of Southern Tier Creme Brulee. You will love it. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/3818/43687/

I don't have a link, it was just an ad that popped up on pornhub.

:beer: while picking up dinner + :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: during/after food. Still no :420:.

It's an exciting time to be alive.

It makes black people go crazy and torture trump supporters.

So I know this isn't an entirely accurate interpretation of the meaning of the thread, but I saw these porn ads recently.... It's a chick who must be around 7 feet tall. Massively built; I mean not disturbingly muscular or obese or anything, just huge. She's got this guy who's like 4 feet tall at the most, scrawny little feller. She's just... well I'd say manhandling him but that's non-gender appropriate. I mean, she's acting as the base for a standing 69, just holding this guy by the legs with his cock in her mouth while his head hangs down by her bits. Then she's in the doggy position with him in her ass and he's like, planking on top of her. I mean, I'm not really going anywhere with this, I just thought you all should know.

Or vice-versa, you know, whichever.

Because he built Jurassic Park.

John Hammond of Jurassic Park.

#MissedOpportunities.

Took them a while to bring it out to me. The waitress said "Sorry about the wait." I replied "You mean it's not really a half pound?" Actually I didn't, but I should have.

Vicks vaporub is always good for some fun sensations. But in the words of the Wu Tang Clan; "Yeah baby I like it raw."

I'm Scruffy. The janitor.

The $50 comes as a cashiers check, but I require evidence that you read the story in full and did not in fact reach erection. There's a short multiple choice quiz involved, and also you have to take a penile plethysmograph.

Yes, and that was my goal.

Thank you kind sir.

Mostly 90s. Truth be told I kind of grabbed X-men from several different continuities and threw 'em all in the mix together.

Needs to hurry up with fanfiction reading as he hasn't even gotten to the porno parts yet.

http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/index.php?action=fanfics;sa=story;id=1;chapter=21 You have to read this. It's amazing.

Goddamn. Now I know a lot of you don't give a shit about my X-men fanfictions, but holy shit.... This is the greatest lesbian orgy you will ever witness, I guarantee it. Please, check it out, behold what I have done. If you don't walk away with at least half an erection I'll pay you $50. http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/index.php?action=fanfics;sa=story;id=1;chapter=21

Well I have work afterwards, so hopefully not. Shitty week ahead, doing six days in a row again. That's always fun.

I have a dentist appointment in the morning. Hooray!

Oh god, you have no idea. The "Uneven Edge Exclusive Post Credits Orgy Spectacular!" is up to 5 pages in size 10 font. For comparison, most of my chapters stop around 2.5 pages. This thing is gonna make motherfuckers nut like nobody's business.

Well, I'm already grabbing my dick, but that's just because I'm writing a lesbian X-men orgy. It's pretty goddamn great.