SwimModSponges

Actions produce reactions, correct? Reactions do not occur without actions; nothing happens spontaneously. A ball will not begin to roll up a hill without force being applied. Correct? Everything currently existing does so because of a previous action which brought it into the state of existence. This is true of everything that has ever existed. This is true of everything that will ever exist. You decide to push the ball up the hill. The ball is moved by force exerted by hand; your hand is moved by electrochemical reactions in your musculature produced by your brain. Those electrochemical impulses within your brain were caused by your decision to move the ball. This decision was caused by electrochemical impulses, which were in turn caused by electrochemical impulses sent from your eyes upon viewing the typed request. The typed request was caused by electrochemical reactions in your monitor which encoded a displayed pattern of light. Etc. Etc. Etc. All of these reactions are possible, are mandated, by the actions which occurred beforehand.

Life is like a box of chocolates; a byproduct of the endless chemical chain reaction that began with the big bang and will end with the heat death of the univers.

Most of them critters is endangered, so technically yes but it's frowned upon.

I'd probably have to say getting your head caught in some kind of industrial pneumatic press. Those things can move pretty dang quick, so it'd be near instantaneous, plus it's going to reduce your head to the thickness of a sheet of paper so there's no worry about fucking up and becoming a vegetable.

I think she stayed on the old boards.

You know I heard a theory that they're not really aliens- they're actually demons. Regular water wouldn't hurt them but all the glasses that were left around the house were blessed because the little girl was actually an angel.

The Fanuc R-2000iC/270Fhas a maximum lift capability of 270 kg. That's almost 600 lbs. What's more, it has six separate degrees of movement ranging from 136 degrees to a full 720. It's slowest joint moves 85 degrees per second, and its fastest goes 200 degrees per second. It's reach is nearly 3 yards. This is an exemplary machine.

I said "something nice about a woman" out loud. You didn't hear me but I assure you it happened. Do I win?

Damn it, yep you win.

Adult Swim put my unfinished artwork on national television. Beat that.

The only thing that came of the day without immigrants was a cull of those individuals dumb enough to stand up for their rights. Ladies know not to do that; we've beaten it out of them.

I lol'd at "retardando"

I thought it was pretty lame that the aliens were allergic to water.

Asians turning the wrong way onto the freeway.

Confusion kills millions of people every year.

Plus the fact that T-rex actually lived closer in time to humans than stegosaurus.

Not a dinosaur; an ancient marine reptile. the distinction is very important. As far as favorite dinosaur though... goddamn there are just too many. I lean towards dilophosaurus or monolophosaurus, or carnotaurus when it comes to theropods because I'm a sucker for ornamentation. Amargasaurus is pretty high up there when it comes to sauropods for the same reason. Favorite flying reptile of the age would have to be tupandactylus imperator.

I'm a an of my word. Lay it on me; I'll try to get to it soon.

I'm positive you should be reading my fanfictions right now.

Everything we imagine is real. There are an infinite number of alternate realities; enough universes that every single variable in every single context has been expressed an unlimited amount of times. Ergo; within the whole of the multiverse, literally everything any individual could ever imagine is currently happening, will happen in the future, and happened in the past. Forever and ever. The timeline you inhabit is fixed in 4-dimensional space; a mandelbrot fractaline structure expressing itself as the temporal wave of a chemical chain reaction which began at the big bang, currently involves the various molecules which make up yourself and everything that is not yourself, and will eventually cease with the heat death of the universe as the patch of reality we arrogantly call "ours" rejoins the void. That being said, the "imagination," is not that far removed from the contextual structures which make up our memories of the timeline we inhabit. That is to say, the mind is not a photographer; capturing a still neutral image of its focus. Memories are easily altered or falsified. But since there are an infinite number of realities, you know that whatever you imagined/remembered happened in one of them. That's the premise I used when I hung out with the X-men to write my fanfictions. Read them.

Well according to the internet she does. NSFW-

The whole song is. So is "Love isn't always on time."

Full nudity and one-night stands ingame, to qute the developers. I hope there's another AI this time around, EDI was by far my favorite.

Is this joke offensive to individuals of differential hearing abilities? I didn't think it was; as the punchline didn't ridicule his condition, but was instead a language pun. I strive for inclusive humor.

He refused to sign anything without a notary present.