SwimModSponges

Bat-wings are always fun.

My workplace is essentially a charity organization.

Freud said everything was about being sexually repressed. The field has moved a loooong way since then.

I've heard dreams about teeth and hair falling out were supposedly about financial stress, but dream interpretation hasn't really been much of a scientific thing since Freud.

Last night I dreamed that somebody removed all the teeth from my cat's lower jaw.

So either this is no accomplishment, or we both have extraordinary genitalia.

I just did full 360 rotation. No idea if that's impressive or not.

The shark from Jaws

THEN HIT THE FUCKING CHAPTER INDEX BUTTON AND CLICK ON CHAPTER 21.

I've linked it to you 3 times now. It's in my sig. Chapter 21- The Uneven Edge Exclusive Post-Credits Orgy spectacular- http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/index.php?action=fanfics;sa=story;id=1;chapter=21 So help me god, I will copy and paste it right the fuck here if you say you can't find it one more time.

Whatever happened to that review of my 5 page lesbian orgy, fuggs? Is this because I referenced you "squeezing eyes shut to be able to see" thing from your story? Because that was just a tame little joke that meant nothing; I'd hate for it to sour your whole opinion of the work.

Most I can do is !0k at a time; I usually give a pretty competitive interest rate, and I reserve the right to sell your debt.

Just so y'all know, the guest is often me. Set it to keep me logged in on the computer, but forgot my password, so when I'm on the phone I just lurk like a creeper.

The only piracy I engage in is anal rape.

KAGOME!!!!!

Many things, but mostly the pornographic parts of my fanfiction.

Bag of coffee beans is like, $8 maybe? usually lasts me like 2 months. Coffee filters I'd say like $2 for a pack that lasts (for simplicity) 2 months as well. $10 for a sixer, lets say four of them in the course of two months. Hunnit on the good stuff a month. That's coming in at roughly $4.17 per day. I'mma go ahead and round that on up.

No specific characters that I recall, although there was one marketed as an anime character in general. Otherwise its mostly porn stars. They say they're modeled directly from their genitalia but they're pretty much all the same exact chunk of rubber in a different box.

That was a few jobs back and yes they do.

I love my job. It's meaningful, fast-paced, and fun. Plus I'm pretty darn good at it.

This is a factually accurate statement. We will all, in fact, die.

You lost because you said "racist." The word racist lost all meaning because liberal SJWs were calling everybody racist. That's how these things work.

I took a big ol' bong rip of it. Whole trip lasted 5~15 minutes. I fell through time at an infinite velocity as I watched the other timelines falling next to me. I moved; grasping for escape from the timeline which shot through my existence. This movement changed the four dimensional aspect of myself that can best be described as color. I moved again, and my color once again changed. It was a pattern; or rather, I was a pattern, in the fourth dimension. Specifically, the color on a box of 4D cornflakes. Also there was this whole thing with the fractaline multiverse and the Chewbatulas(chew-BAT-chew-las), but they said they'd seriously fuck me up if I told anybody about that.